Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…
Every lover of animal style fries needs this air freshener in their life! Animal style is a way of life. Know how you can tell? The next time you're in a fine fast food dining establishment that offers fries animal…
Remember the dinosaurs? Of course you don't! 99% of those poor bastards went extinct like a bajillion years ago. It's a bummer, too, because Jurassic Park would be such a lit vacation to take. But, no. Some stupid ass comet…
Iron out the kinks of your musculature while on the move! Foam rollers, if you don't know what you're looking at, are like having your very own masseuse on call for whenever you need or want. Just like you'd have…
Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…
You may be surprised that, "Damn, I wish this word search was harder," is a thought that's been had but at least one person has sat around thinking that exact thing, apparently. Ivan Samokish is a web developer who's self-published a…
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
The days of carrying your own, uh, anything around may be quite limited. Gita is a cargo vehicle capable of intelligently tracking and following you! Like a well-trained animal, the unit stays on your tail while creating a 3D map…
Strap some retro style onto your feet with a pair of cute saddle shoe heels. This style is back with vintage looks to kill thanks to shows like Westworld and the massively popular Twin Peaks' return to television, as if you…
The official phone case of everyone who makes sure they stare intently at their phone the entire time they're in public so hopefully people will leave them alone. You won't have to worry about accidentally smiling or laughing at something…
