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GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

  • Feb 21, 2017

There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…

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Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator

Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator

  • Feb 19, 2017

Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…

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Orangina Sour Gummies

Orangina Sour Gummies

  • Feb 19, 2017

The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…

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Thin Mints Cereal

Thin Mints Cereal

  • Feb 16, 2017

Do we even need to write anything about this product? It's officially licensed Thin Mints cereal. If you aren't already looking for the button you need to click to get at least one box of this on the way to…

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Hot Dog Toaster

Hot Dog Toaster

  • Feb 12, 2017

Make having hot dogs at home just as convenient as it is to have hot dogs anywhere else! [WARNING: if eating hot dogs is not something you should be doing for any reason at all, stop reading this post right…

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

  • Feb 11, 2017

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a┬álibrary of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Fondue Mug

Fondue Mug

  • Feb 09, 2017

Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…

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Peanut Butter Popcorn

Peanut Butter Popcorn

  • Feb 02, 2017

Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…

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Ghost Pepper Popcorn

Ghost Pepper Popcorn

  • Jan 29, 2017

Popcorn is already such a compulsively addictive food. Once you start eating popcorn, it's really hard to stop! That's because the typical saltiness dehydrates your body while also stimulating your salivary glands. Your mouth starts to feel dry and you…

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Bob’s Burgers Recipe Book

Bob’s Burgers Recipe Book

  • Jan 27, 2017

Ever wanted to take a big ol' bite of some delicious looking thing you saw in a cartoon? Hey, we aren't talking about Rule 34, weirdo! We're talking about burgers - Bob's Burgers! The Belcher family in the wildly popular…

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Beef Jerky Bouqet

Beef Jerky Bouqet

  • Jan 26, 2017

Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…

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Extremely Spicy Lollipop

Extremely Spicy Lollipop

  • Jan 22, 2017

This candy is that fire, son! The Toe of Satan is a lollipop made of the spiciest ingredients known to human civilization at this point in history. Basically, if Hell is supposed to be unthinkably hot but The Devil can…

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