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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

  • Apr 21, 2017

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

  • Apr 19, 2017

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

  • Apr 19, 2017

Upgrade your special day to Bell Grande with some help from South of the Border! One resourceful bride-to-be fashioned her own wedding dress using many Taco Bell food wrappers. How many? Well, you'd have to ask her but just look…

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Green Apple Army Gummies

Green Apple Army Gummies

  • Apr 18, 2017

The frontlines of the Candy Wars just got stormed by a new wave of infantry!* Remember playing with little green Army men? Or perhaps your childhood was bereft of that pleasure but you've certainly at least seen these dudes in…

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Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

  • Apr 17, 2017

Don't be scared to reach for the spices - they don't bite! Give your dinner a vampire's kiss of salt or pepper with these wickedly cute table shakers! The shaker set is truly adorable. One shaker leans in to kiss…

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Liquid Fudges

Liquid Fudges

  • Apr 13, 2017

Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…

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Bacon Gum

Bacon Gum

  • Apr 10, 2017

Chew on the flavor of salt-cured pork with a tin of these gumballs! First of all, give it up for the old-school tin used for packaging this gum. This is how they used to package candy back in the 1950s…

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Butterbeer Ice Cream

Butterbeer Ice Cream

  • Apr 05, 2017

The wizarding world has transported¬†a delicious frozen treat into the realm of muggles! You know how every person who read all the Harry Potter books will tell you that the books were better than the movies? (Yeah, we get it.…

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Searing Torch Attachment

Searing Torch Attachment

  • Apr 05, 2017

You ever sit around and watch, say, 9 consecutive hours of Food Network, well, you're probably well on your way to catching the cooking bug, to say the least... Browsing the sale sections of Amazon... Looking to pick up those…

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Matcha Chocolates

Matcha Chocolates

  • Mar 30, 2017

Matcha powder and chocolate are a flavor match made in heaven. You may have experienced this culinary combo in other sweet snacks. If you have then you already know that new forms of chocolate and matcha treats must be sampled…

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Slab-Style Ice Cream Maker

Slab-Style Ice Cream Maker

  • Mar 21, 2017

Make your own ice cream at home in the style of marble slab creameries with this special pan! With a "fast freeze" surface, the conveniently sized pan holds a very low temperature from being frozen long enough for you to…

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Butter Mill

Butter Mill

  • Mar 20, 2017

Meals with milled food are fancier. What's "milled" food? Well, you're familiar with it, even if you think you aren't. Anyone who's ever eaten at an Olive Garden has at least had milled food offered to them. "Fresh pepper for…

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