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Hot Dog Phone Case

Hot Dog Phone Case

  • Aug 22, 2017

Hot diggity dog! Here's hoping you've been getting your recommended servings of hot dogs in this summer. You can't really even call it a summer without hot dogs. Doesn't matter how you dress that thing up but we can all…

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500 Individual Sugar Packets

500 Individual Sugar Packets

  • Aug 22, 2017

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And by "medicine" we certainly do mean whatever BS you have to deal with in your day-to-day life, even though you didn't sign up for any of it and you're just…

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Burger Lift

Burger Lift

  • Aug 18, 2017

The reason that a perfect burger is so hard to find is because the format is in and of itself a contradiction. What you're looking for on the inside of a good cheeseburger is moisture. You want a juicy, greasy…

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Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

  • Aug 17, 2017

After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…

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Toaster Bags

Toaster Bags

  • Aug 15, 2017

The American Dream means many different things to many different people. For some, the American Dream is winning the grand prize on a scratch-off lottery ticket and never having to work again. Others want to take their genius idea, turn…

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Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancake Jelly Beans

  • Aug 11, 2017

Pancakes are everything. Everything you need to know is right there in the word: pan cakes. Cakes made in a pan. And not only are you allowed to eat them for breakfast but it's actually considered extremely normal, sometimes even…

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Buddha Butter Dish

Buddha Butter Dish

  • Aug 07, 2017

Do you ever wonder how Buddha got fat? Well, friend, here's the deal: that's the wrong question to ask. Look at that Buddha. See how happy he is? That's what you should want to know - how did Buddha get…

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Chainmail Skillet Scrubber

Chainmail Skillet Scrubber

  • Aug 05, 2017

What is clean may never rust! Now that winter is here, we're prepared for anything at any turn - checking around corners for our enemies, watching out for double-crosses from "close friends" and of course just waiting for a spot…

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Bird Shit Bowl Set

Bird Shit Bowl Set

  • Aug 04, 2017

You've gotta think someone lost their job over this, huh? Of course, nowadays it's virtually impossible to know whether these "accidental" design quirks are truly accidental or a covert attempt to chase after a viral response when it hits the…

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HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

  • Aug 02, 2017

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

  • Jul 26, 2017

Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…

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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

  • Jul 23, 2017

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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