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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

  • Jun 23, 2017

Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…

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Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

  • Jun 20, 2017

Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…

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Gummy Heart

Gummy Heart

  • Jun 13, 2017

Alright, here's a little something for everyone who watched the first season of Game of Thrones and thought, "Psh, that Khaleesi ain't nothing special. I could eat a horse heart if a had to do it..." Time to put your…

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Gourmet Panini Press

Gourmet Panini Press

  • Jun 09, 2017

Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…

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SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

  • Jun 07, 2017

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Murder-Inspired Recipes

Murder-Inspired Recipes

  • Jun 06, 2017

Murder is so popular right now that people are falling over themselves to find ways to associate it with their product niche.┬áThat's how you end up with a homicide-inspired cookbook. Make no mistake, this is more than a cash grab.…

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GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

  • May 31, 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Grim Reaper Shaker Set

Grim Reaper Shaker Set

  • May 26, 2017

Adding a little spice to your food wouldn't kill you, would it? Hey, nobody could blame you for asking that if this shaker set was sitting on the table! It's literally a terrifying little statue of death, clutching the glass…

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GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

  • May 24, 2017

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

  • May 22, 2017

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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KFC Romance Novel

KFC Romance Novel

  • May 22, 2017

Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…

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Egg Cuber

Egg Cuber

  • May 19, 2017

Are you sick and tired of eggs with an oblong shape? Join the club! Round eggs are just so stupid looking and... round... and shit... It's not right and it's not fair. Aside from potential ethical concerns, it's apparently super…

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