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Glass Speaker Towers

Glass Speaker Towers

  • May 25, 2017

Not even gonna lie, these speakers are expensive as hell. But they look like it, too - which is the whole point. The main selling feature here is clearly the design, which leans heavily on "diamond glass" - as you…

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Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt

Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt

  • May 17, 2017

Display your allegiance to the one and only Wu-Tang Clan with this epic tee! The legendary Wu-Tang logo is all anyone needs to recognize a fan of the Wu but this particular shirt has some extra clues that you're more…

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Suicidal Tendencies Flip-Up Snapback

Suicidal Tendencies Flip-Up Snapback

  • May 05, 2017

Ironic depression is trendier right now than maybe at any other point in recorded history. So we figure it's time for Suicidal Tendencies merch to make a comeback! This ST flip-up snapback is also right in line with current fashion.…

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EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

  • Apr 19, 2017

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Wires for Wireless Earphones

Wires for Wireless Earphones

  • Apr 08, 2017

This move is sheer genius. Take any product you can think of and remove a part of it that nobody asked you to remove. Then sell that part of it back to them separately at additional cost. For everyone who…

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Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

  • Apr 02, 2017

This is a very special edition vinyl release of some original Ghostbusters music! There's a lot going on in that picture because of all the stuff included so we'll work our way from the outside in to the record. The…

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Piano Phone

Piano Phone

  • Apr 01, 2017

It's the piano phone! Class up any landline situation with a cleverly designed phone piece. Designed to resemble a baby grand piano, this is actually a fully functional landline phone with standard features like a redial button and a flash…

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Chiptune Synthesizer

Chiptune Synthesizer

  • Mar 29, 2017

The replay value of vintage video games may have a lot to do with those addictively awesome soundtracks, which you can now recreate at home with your very own chiptune synthesizer! This┬ásmall circuit board is a fully functional synth capable…

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Extra Long Siouxsie Shirt

Extra Long Siouxsie Shirt

  • Mar 28, 2017

Souixsie and the Banshees were a great band. That's it. No funny angle on this one. Nothing funny about it at all. In fact, there's nothing funny about anything and if you have any color hanging in your closet except…

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DIY Synthesizer

DIY Synthesizer

  • Mar 27, 2017

Take it back to the old school with a hand-built synthesizer! Korg, which is a well-respected synth brand amongst musicians, launched an initiative to make instruments more fun to younger people. One of those projects is this LittleBits synth kit.…

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Skull Microphone

Skull Microphone

  • Mar 24, 2017

If you're in a rock band with any sort of tough or moody or dark themes of any kind at all and your lead singer DOESN'T have this microphone, why are you wasting everybody's time? You're wasting your time and…

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TLC Left Eye Shirt

TLC Left Eye Shirt

  • Mar 20, 2017

No scrubs would ever be wearing an old school TLC shirt and that's how you know it's legit! Featuring Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes (a.k.a. the hottest one a.k.a. the one who would burn your motherfucking house down by trying to…

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