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Rock Star Skull Shirt

Rock Star Skull Shirt

  • Feb 10, 2017

Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…

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Biggie Blacklight Poster

Biggie Blacklight Poster

  • Feb 04, 2017

Blacklights and posters specifically made to look cool under blacklights are just not a thing like they used to be a thing. Please believe that this used to be a T-H-I-N-G! Like, if you could go back to the early…

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Wireless Headphones Receiver

Wireless Headphones Receiver

  • Feb 03, 2017

You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…

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Vintage Anti-Fascist Songs

Vintage Anti-Fascist Songs

  • Jan 30, 2017

In the year 2017, a new type of Nazi guy got punched in America twice in one day. As you would expect, this caused quite a fuss. Most people with Internet access seemed to be extremely entertained about this Nazi punching…

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Wrong Lyrics Tumbler

Wrong Lyrics Tumbler

  • Jan 26, 2017

Is there a greater pleasure in this world than drunkenly belting out the lyrics to an awesome song with all your friends? There's certainly nothing funnier than finding out you or a friend has been singing the wrong lyrics to…

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Fetal Sound System

Fetal Sound System

  • Jan 20, 2017

This is a speaker that goes inside the vagina of a pregnant woman so her fetus can listen to and hopefully enjoy music or guided meditation sounds or recordings of whales or whatever other things you think a developing human…

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5-Way Headphone Splitter

5-Way Headphone Splitter

  • Jan 12, 2017

You can watch movies/shows or listen to music on the go with your crew of friends without being incredibly annoying to everyone else around - just use this headphone splitter! School trips, road trips, flights, vacations, UFO-spotting missions in Joshua…

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How To Play Star Wars Music On The Recorder

How to Play Star Wars Music on the Recorder

  • Jan 06, 2017

It's some of the most famous music ever written in this or any other galaxy and you can learn to play it yourself! ...on a recorder! You remember recorders. It's that musical instrument that's, like, not really a flute but…

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Wireless Record Player

Wireless Record Player

  • Dec 30, 2016

This gadget is a game changer for music lovers who buy and listen to records on vinyl. Rather than placing your records on a turntable to play them, this is a player that you set on top of a record…

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EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

  • Dec 24, 2016

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Pillowcase

  • Dec 22, 2016

Hoodie Season is everyone's favorite because there's simply something comforting about having a cloth hood pulled up over your head. But you can't wear your hoodie to bed! Or, you can, but don't complain when you wake up with you…

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