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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…

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Red High Heels Phone Stand

Red High Heels Phone Stand

When in doubt, go with the red heels! Red high heels will always be there for you. How many times have you spent half an hour or more deliberating over which shoes to wear before doing the same thing you've…

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Echo Dot Holder

Echo Dot Holder

It's weird because Disney opened Epcot all the way back in the 80s and that was supposed to be the head of the pack for smart homes and "living in the future" and all of that. Didn't really end up…

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Holographic Fanny Pack

Holographic Fanny Pack

Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…

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Game of Thrones Wine

Game of Thrones Wine

You may have noticed that a new season of Game of Thrones will be happening in less than a month by the way that the marketing campaigns have been in full swing for like two months and it's literally everywhere…

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Wine Glass Shot Glasses

Wine Glass Shot Glasses

Who says doing some shots can't be classy? One of the greatest misconceptions of adult life is that people who drink beer and do shots are party animal heathens while the distinguished and refined members of respectable society are daintily…

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Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Your Best Gym Bag

Your Best Gym Bag

If you aren't gonna do your best then what's the point of doing anything at all, right? Look your best, stretch your best, feel your best, give it your best shot - it all adds up! Some people will tell…

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Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

Catch some totally retro vibes the next time you hit the beach with this throwback docking station! Borrowing heavily from the design of classic portable radios like the ones your great-grandma and her friends used to pack in the back…

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