Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche.
If you’re walking around in the wilderness and happen to get charged by a bear and have no choice but to kill it in hand-to-hand combat, 100% you should turn that bastard into a rug at least. (The real baller move would be to have it mounted standing up, so everyone can see the beast you conquered in a life or death sitch.)
But, yeah, your chances of having a good reason to kill a bear are super slim, so grab this cute alternative. It’s a little under four feet long and comes complete with an adorable teddy bear style head.
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