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Bear Timers

Bear Timers

Do burned cupcakes taste like bear's shit you found in the woods? Yes, they do. Listen, we all know everyone who clicked on this post has a Pinterest addiction. (And you should 100% share it to your boards.) How many…

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Monster House Slippers

Monster House Slippers

Everyone says their favorite season is fall. That's because everyone who talks about their favorite season is inherently social enough to be talking about their favorite season. If you get that question in front of everyone then you'll find that…

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Micro Feisty Pets

Micro Feisty Pets

What's sweeter than cuddly cute little animal babies? How about cuddly cute little animal babies that turn into vicious beasts at the drop of a hat? Okay, wow. Pick your hat up off the ground. Not a literal drop of…

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Hard Partying Panda Shirt

Hard Partying Panda Shirt

Maybe pandas were so close to going extinct because they just party too hard. Even after humans took an interest in keeping their species thriving, the actual panda bears themselves didn't seem to care that much about making more panda…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Black Bear Sleeping Bag

Black Bear Sleeping Bag

Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…

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EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Playing Pandas Phone Case

Playing Pandas Phone Case

Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…

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Teddy Bear Phone Case

Teddy Bear Phone Case

Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…

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The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…

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Putin on a Bear Figure

Putin on a Bear Figure

It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…

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Sexy Grumpy Bear Costume

Sexy Grumpy Bear Costume

Aw, does baby bear feel a wittle bit grumpy and need some special attention?! Listen, everyone knows about Rule 34, right? That's the rule of The Internet stating that anything you can imagine has been featured in pornography. Anything. And…

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