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Hunky Jewelry Holder

Hunky Jewelry Holder

Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…

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Bunny Lamp

Bunny Lamp

Did some bunny order a new lamp? Not yet - but that's what you're about to do. Everyone needs lamps. And everyone needs an excuse to smile every day for no stupid reason. Now, obviously, the same thing isn't going…

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Travel Shower Vine

Travel Shower Vine

We're all still pretending that any bottle of liquid larger than 2 ounces is a critical threat to the survival of all the human beings on an airplane? Shit is ridiculous. You ever watch what airport security does with the…

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Edison Bulb Lamps

Edison Bulb Lamps

There's nothing like a visit to the local trendy coffee house or whiskey bar to make your own home feel entirely without character and inadequate as a place for cool, cultured people to congregate. Everything's all nice smelling and made…

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Man Cave Candles

Man Cave Candles

These are supposed to be candles for dudes or whatever but let's real talk for a minute... No matter whether or not you were born with a ding dong, we should all be able to agree that the candle section…

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Espresso Recipes Poster

Espresso Recipes Poster

So much coffee, so little time! Did you know a typical coffee tree only produces 2 pounds of coffee beans a year? That means it takes 16 trees to produce enough beans for the average* American's coffee habit. Seems like…

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All-Purpose Desk Organizer

All-Purpose Desk Organizer

Clutter is evil and must be banished from the workplace. It is a worthy adversary, however. The strength of messiness is in its method and its patience. See, clutter does not attack in large numbers. No, that would be much…

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2018: Cool Calendars!

2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Wizard of Oz Sticky Notes

Wizard of Oz Sticky Notes

So it happened again. You got all the way home from the store before remembering that you forgot to pick up a heart... or a brain... or courage... Whatever you forgot, the only way to get it now is to…

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Doctor Who Lava Lamp

Doctor Who Lava Lamp

Take a trip thru time! Back... back... to pretty much any point in history you'd like to visit, really. See, there's this thing called the TARDIS and it's both a time machineĀ and a spacecraft. So you could jump into it…

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How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick

It would be lovely to think we live in a world where nobody needs a book like this. You know, it's not like it's that difficult to be a decent person. Still, you probably manage to see at least one…

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Vagina Butterfly Pillow

Vagina Butterfly Pillow

Yeah, it's hilarious but wait a minute before you show this to a friend. Of course we'd love a million billion people to see this post but that may not be what's best for you. What may be best for…

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