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Big Stripper Gnome

Big Stripper Gnome

  • Mar 25, 2017

Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…

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Nearly Effortless Decision Maker

Nearly Effortless Decision Maker

  • Mar 24, 2017

Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…

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GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

  • Mar 21, 2017

Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…

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100 Dollar Bill Napkins

100 Dollar Bill Napkins

  • Mar 17, 2017

Live that fantasy life only seen in comedy television show fantasy life montages! You can live like a kajillionaire with these $100 bill napkins! You get 20 napkins per order and supplies are running low (obviously) so you'll want to…

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Tiered Betta Aquariums

Tiered Betta Aquariums

  • Mar 16, 2017

Keep several Betta fish in this stylish aquarium! That's right, the type of fish famously referred to as the "Siamese fighting fish" because it's so freaking territorial that placing two males in the same fish tank is almost guaranteed to…

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Naked Numbers Clock

Naked Numbers Clock

  • Mar 13, 2017

It's time to get a new clock. You can't rush a decision like this. Everyone visitor to your home or office will see the timepiece you've chosen for yourself. Whether you think about it or not, these things give subtle…

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Raptor Egg Candle

Raptor Egg Candle

  • Mar 13, 2017

For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

  • Mar 12, 2017

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Moon Light

Moon Light

  • Mar 10, 2017

Bring the moon into your room for some extra light at night! First thing you'll want to do is forget about the kid in the picture. Yes, this would make a great night light for a child, particularly one with…

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9 Shades of Costanza Pillow

9 Shades of Costanza Pillow

  • Mar 09, 2017

The world has been infected by 50 Shades of You-Know-What but we found the cure: 9 Shades of Costanza! Scenes of passion, romance, dominance and taboo - you'll find none of that here. George Costanza is the antidote to the…

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X-Ray Oven Mitt

X-Ray Oven Mitt

  • Feb 27, 2017

Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…

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Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Pillow

  • Feb 24, 2017

Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…

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