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Body Painting Canvas Kit

Body Painting Canvas Kit

  • May 25, 2017

Running out of date ideas? If you've been together that long, perhaps you would be interested in an artistic manifestation of the relationship. You don't even have to invite some possibly sketchy artist from Craigslist over to your place to…

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GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

  • May 24, 2017

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Weighted Comfort Blanket

Weighted Comfort Blanket

  • May 23, 2017

Have you ever considered spending $200 on a blanket? Well, you might be reaching for your wallet here in a minute because wait until you get the scoop on the Gravity blanket. Sitting at over $3 million funding on Kickstarter…

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Cactus Candles

Cactus Candles

  • May 21, 2017

Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…

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Vomiting Swan Faucet

Vomiting Swan Faucet

  • May 18, 2017

It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…

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GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

  • May 17, 2017

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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Korean Plunger

Korean Plunger

  • May 16, 2017

Uh, did Korea just dunk on the rest of the world? The rest of us are out here shoving plungers into shit-clogged toilets and then probably just keeping the business end of that whole situation in a bucket in a…

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Double Ring Chandelier

Double Ring Chandelier

  • May 15, 2017

Give any room in your home a classy lighting upgrade with this unique chandelier! Look at that thing! You ever see a light that looked like that in one of your friend's houses? Probably not. Although maybe you have because…

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Ultimate Shower Upgrade

Ultimate Shower Upgrade

  • May 13, 2017

If you can afford a bathroom, you can afford this shower upgrade. Maybe you've stayed in a casino hotel suite before or splurged on an upper tier Airbnb and you got to use a fancy rainfall shower with body jets…

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MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

  • May 10, 2017

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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Palm Reader Jewelry Stand

Palm Reader Jewelry Stand

  • May 09, 2017

You don't have to be a psychic to own this palm reader jewelry stand! In fact, this is maybe the only jewelry stand in the solar system that can actually teach you how to read palms! See, those little symbols…

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Welcome Bitches Mat

Welcome Bitches Mat

  • May 06, 2017

Let all your bitches know they're in the right place with a unique welcome mat! Not everyone has bitches. But everyone with any use for a welcome mat does have bitches and should always be acquiring new bitches. Therefore it…

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