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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

  • Jul 23, 2017

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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Fact Book for Bathroom

Fact Book for Bathroom

  • Jul 23, 2017

Anyone who doesn't have an immediately interesting book in their bathroom wasn't raised properly. It's true. You get a half a generation deep into the existence of smartphones and everyone forgets what it's like to take a shit without the…

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BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art

BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art

  • Jul 19, 2017

Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…

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Standalone Pizza Oven

Standalone Pizza Oven

  • Jul 17, 2017

It's dumb hot outside. Some of us have air conditioning situations that won't let us forget it, either. The last thing you want to do right now is have your oven on as hot as it will go, which everyone…

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Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Kurt Vonnegut Soap

  • Jul 09, 2017

Literary jokes are simultaneously the best and worst jokes. Books are for nerds. Everyone knows that. Therefore the puns are, you know, horrendous. Just truly awful stuff. The kind of jokes that make you feel like god might really exist…

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Raven Bookends

Raven Bookends

  • Jul 03, 2017

A lovely addition to any bookshelf! There's a few different bookshelf situations you could have going on in your home or office. First, it's the possibility that you don't have a bookshelf at all, in which case there's hopefully at…

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Cloud Q-Tip Holder

Cloud Q-Tip Holder

  • Jul 02, 2017

Get your finger out of your ear and use a q-tip like a damned adult. Ear health is important. Looking like a grown human being who knows how to keep your body clean is also important. You wouldn't want to…

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Passport to the Unconscious

Passport to the Unconscious

  • Jul 01, 2017

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

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Puzzle Lamps

Puzzle Lamps

  • Jun 29, 2017

Finding the perfect lighting fixture can be puzzling - but it doesn't have to be! Good lighting is important. Out in the rest of the world, you'll often have to deal with bad lighting situations. Harsh fluorescents in the office,…

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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

  • Jun 26, 2017

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

  • Jun 25, 2017

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

  • Jun 16, 2017

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

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