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Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Pillow

  • Feb 24, 2017

Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…

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Wooden Rocket Lamps

Wooden Rocket Lamps

  • Feb 22, 2017

Throw your interior design back to the Atomic Age's concept of space travel! Think, like, how cartoonists would draw a rocket ship in the 1950s. Back in the days of Marvin the Martian and comic books about aliens invading the…

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Baphomet Statue

Baphomet Statue

  • Feb 21, 2017

Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…

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Dog Feeding Checklist

Dog Feeding Checklist

  • Feb 21, 2017

Did you feed the dog? Sure. Because you remember seeing that bracelet on your wrist when you got the scoop and filled the dog bowl. But, wait, that was yesterday because you aren't wearing the bracelet. So did you feed…

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Pushpin Sheep

Pushpin Sheep

  • Feb 20, 2017

Ewe know you can't resist this cleverly designed pushpin set! Keeping notes around is important. If you can't remember all the things you need to keep in mind then you might as well be counting sheep at your desk -…

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Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain

Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain

  • Feb 19, 2017

How'd you like to have a fabulous stripper sloth waiting for you in the bathroom every day? Easily done with this shower curtain! A purplish-pink background sets the stage for this mildest of beasts to perform on the pole for…

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EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

  • Feb 18, 2017

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Easy Snow Removal System

Easy Snow Removal System

  • Feb 17, 2017

Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…

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Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

  • Feb 14, 2017

If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…

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Heaven With You Blanket

Heaven with You Blanket

  • Feb 13, 2017

Life can kinda suck sometimes but misery loves company, right? You always hear about that person who gets stupid rich and then realizes they don't have anyone around who cares about them and their life isn't worth living without love.…

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Wall Mounted Bookmark

Wall Mounted Bookmark

  • Feb 10, 2017

Reading a book before bed is the move. It's gotta be a real book, too, kids. Turns out staring at your beloved phone screen before bed is exactly the worst thing you can do before bed. Something about the kind…

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Smart Lighting Upgrade

Smart Lighting Upgrade

  • Feb 08, 2017

Every light switch in your house is stupid. Now hang on, don't get offended! All we're saying is that your light switches are not smart. You know, like, they can't be controlled with a smartphone like how all the cool…

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