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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Hot damn!

You like your meat spicy?

Here’s hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy!

Do you know what spontaneous combustion is?

That’s when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business, and for no reason known to medicine or science they simply burst into flames right there. It’s one of life’s great mysteries and it’s also the name of this beef jerky.

Except if you burst into flames after eating this jerky then that wouldn’t be spontaneous combustion because the reason would be obvious and not a mystery at all: this beef jerky is spiced with ghost peppers.

We’re not even going to pretend that you don’t know what a ghost pepper is. This is the internet and you’ve been on YouTube. Anyone who’s been on YouTube in the last 5 years knows exactly what a ghost pepper is.

Prepare your mouth, mortals!

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