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Hot Chocolates Challenge

Hot Chocolates Challenge

Chocolate and spice go together extremely well. Most brands of really good chocolate bars will have at least one flavor with entry-level hot chilis in it for this reason. And if you've never made a recipe for brownies that called…

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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…

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Sriracha Gumballs

Sriracha Gumballs

Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an¬†ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…

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Baconfest 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017

This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…

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Ghost Pepper Popcorn

Ghost Pepper Popcorn

Popcorn is already such a compulsively addictive food. Once you start eating popcorn, it's really hard to stop! That's because the typical saltiness dehydrates your body while also stimulating your salivary glands. Your mouth starts to feel dry and you…

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Extremely Spicy Lollipop

Extremely Spicy Lollipop

This candy is that fire, son! The Toe of Satan is a lollipop made of the spiciest ingredients known to human civilization at this point in history. Basically, if Hell is supposed to be unthinkably hot but The Devil can…

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Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Now this is some #branding worth #engaging with - right, #millennials? Huy Fong Foods (the people who make, by far, the most popular sriracha sauce in America) was founded in 1980, so it's possible that they actually made retro trucker…

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Carolina Reaper Pepper Grinder

Carolina Reaper Pepper Grinder

This. Is. Not. A. Toy. The only people who should even be considering this as a purchase are those of you with iron guts and Teflon assholes. You know, the kind of person that automatically orders the most extreme level…

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Spicy Habanero Chips

Spicy Habanero Chips

Indulge your addiction to spicy snack foods with a box of Mama Zuma's Revenge habanero potato chips! These suckers are all natural, vegan, gluten-free and kosher! There's also no sugar added, so it's a relatively guilt free snack with a…

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Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…

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Blair's 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

Blair’s 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

You don't need to own this. Nobody needs to own this. There's really no reason that this needs to exist, honestly. Like, if your life has gotten to the point where this is the kind of purchase you're considering, then…

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Sriracha Beanie

Sriracha Beanie

Fight the cold with sriracha this winter! Wait, wait - don't dump hot sauce on your head. Bad idea! We're just talking about this wicked branded beanie cap! The weather gets cold and everyone has to hide under layers to…

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