Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears

Oh you know that’s right!

FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears!

Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff – that good good!

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s talk about a five pound bag of gummy bears and why it is the perfect symbol of the freedom that comes with being a single adult. (Singles Awareness Day countdown, what up!)

It’s super simple: single adults get to make their own decisions. Right about now, 3,000 of y’all are getting ready to leave us some TL;DR comments about how you can be in a relationship and still make your own decisions.

Yeah. Whatever.

It’s the sideways glances that do it. Like, a person should be able to spend a Sunday night on the couch, watching TV and eating gummy bears out of a five pound bag (even if it is a so-called “holiday”) without catching all that side eye…

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