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Animal Head Balloons

Animal Head Balloons

  • Apr 24, 2017

When someone says the words "animal balloons" to you,┬áit probably conjures up memories of six foot long skinny balloons being tied into abstract shapes by a probably alcoholic and definitely terrifying clown. Friends, whatever age you are now, it's time…

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Dog Food Condiments

Dog Food Condiments

  • Apr 21, 2017

Think about how often you use condiments to improve the whole situation on a table in front of you. Now think about your dog. Don't you think your dog would love a little extra something something on that depressing ass…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

  • Apr 20, 2017

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Cat Pillows

Cat Pillows

  • Apr 17, 2017

Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…

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Aquarium Labyrinth

Aquarium Labyrinth

  • Apr 16, 2017

Does this remind anyone else of an underwater sealab compound? Such a "70s dentist office" vibe coming off this labyrinth of aquariums! A series of full orb fishbowls are connected by tubes to form one incredible aqua habitat! The complex…

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Remember the Dinos Patch

Remember the Dinos Patch

  • Apr 15, 2017

Remember the dinosaurs? Of course you don't! 99% of those poor bastards went extinct like a bajillion years ago. It's a bummer, too, because Jurassic Park would be such a lit vacation to take. But, no. Some stupid ass comet…

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Crying Unicorn Candle

  • Apr 08, 2017

Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…

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Horse Romance Novel

Horse Romance Novel

  • Apr 07, 2017

Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…

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Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish

  • Apr 06, 2017

Jellyfish are so amazing! Can we nerd out over jellyfish for a minute? Did you know that jellyfish: can clone themselves can live forever like peanut butter do not have brains can glow in the dark and so much more!…

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Wiener Dog Sign

Wiener Dog Sign

  • Apr 02, 2017

When you've got the finest wiener in the world then you're going to want to show it off. Now you can let the entire planet know about your amazing wiener with this prestigious sign! Hang it on the wall of…

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How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

  • Mar 31, 2017

It's a problem as old as time itself. That age old dilemma, "When is it appropriate to punch a dolphin?" There may be more answers to this question than you would assume. This book, for instance, holds 5 very good…

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Dinosaur Headlamp

Dinosaur Headlamp

  • Mar 30, 2017

Keep your adventures safe with hands-free lighting from a dinosaur headlamp! When you're out there roaming the jungle on quests, you can't be wasting the use of an entire hand just to carry a flashlight around. Under that canopy cover…

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