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Unicorn Backpack

Unicorn Backpack

  • Mar 23, 2017

Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near you person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…

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Pet Pouch Hoodies

Pet Pouch Hoodies

  • Mar 21, 2017

It's time for the human species to admit that we got screwed over. Mammalians are clearly the best class of vertebrates, so we came very close to perfection. We took a wrong turn on the way through the Pouches Department…

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Curious Cat Bottle Stopper

Curious Cat Bottle Stopper

  • Mar 19, 2017

Curiosity hasn't killed this cat but that's only because it can't fit all the way down into the bottle to get at the wine. Too bad for the cat but good for you! Don't worry about cramming that cork back…

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EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

  • Mar 18, 2017

Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them.¬†drunkMall is all about taking it to…

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Unicorn Shirt

Unicorn Shirt

  • Mar 18, 2017

Unleash your inner unicorn all over everyone else's mundane eyeballs with this majestic t-shirt. "Spirit animals" are a critically misused conversational device. People see some picture of a sloth sleeping peacefully and they think it's cool or interesting to pretend…

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Tiered Betta Aquariums

Tiered Betta Aquariums

  • Mar 16, 2017

Keep several Betta fish in this stylish aquarium! That's right, the type of fish famously referred to as the "Siamese fighting fish" because it's so freaking territorial that placing two males in the same fish tank is almost guaranteed to…

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GIVEAWAY: Wine For Cats

GIVEAWAY: Wine for Cats

  • Mar 14, 2017

Maybe the reason cats are so famously rude is that they've been waiting for the stupid creatures with the opposable thumbs (humans, us) to finally get around to creating a felino vino worthy of their consumption! You're out of your…

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Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Giant Unicorn Pool Float

  • Mar 14, 2017

Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…

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Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

  • Mar 13, 2017

You know it's better under the sea! Take treat time to the depths of the ocean with this quality ice pop molding kit. Frozen desserts never go out of style but unnecessary sugar, preservatives and mysterious additives lose more friends…

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Raptor Egg Candle

Raptor Egg Candle

  • Mar 13, 2017

For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

  • Mar 12, 2017

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog¬†is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

  • Mar 09, 2017

Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…

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