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Trebuchet Kit

Trebuchet Kit

It's never been easier to build a trebuchet for use at home or in the office! You know what trebuchets are. The catapult things you see in every movie that involves a battle in or around castles of any kind.…

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GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Holographic Fanny Pack

Holographic Fanny Pack

Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…

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Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

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Gummy Heart

Gummy Heart

Alright, here's a little something for everyone who watched the first season of Game of Thrones and thought, "Psh, that Khaleesi ain't nothing special. I could eat a horse heart if a had to do it..." Time to put your…

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Pizza Balloons

Pizza Balloons

Pizza party upgrade alert! And we're not even talking about upgrading literal pizza parties. This is about upgrading your entire life to pizza party status. From the moment you wake up and drag yourself into the shower, all through whatever…

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Confetti High Fives

Confetti High Fives

Can you imagine how it must have felt for the two people who invented the high five? Like, wow. Really... It makes you wonder who they were... What they were doing... What supreme achievement they had performed that needed a…

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LED Foosball Table

LED Foosball Table

Foosball is the perfect sport. It's high action and fast-paced but you still get to basically just stand there while it all goes down. This table makes it even easier to turn your place into the go-to party pad when…

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Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields

Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields

Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…

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Labyrinth Vinyl Reissue

Labyrinth Vinyl Reissue

Get ready to chilly down like you haven't chillied down in ages because the super rare Labyrinth vinyl LP has been reissued and is out now! Maybe you've forked out some serious cash for an original sometime in the last…

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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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