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Python Jerky

Python Jerky

  • Mar 07, 2017

Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…

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Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark Attack Beach Towel

  • Mar 06, 2017

Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…

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Awesome Frisbee Game

Awesome Frisbee Game

  • Mar 06, 2017

While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…

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Kaleidoscope Glasses

Kaleidoscope Glasses

  • Mar 06, 2017

See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…

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RC Flying Shark

RC Flying Shark

  • Mar 05, 2017

You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…

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Skeletal LED Gloves

Skeletal LED Gloves

  • Mar 04, 2017

Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…

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Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

  • Mar 03, 2017

Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to¬†erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…

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Magnetic Table Hockey

Magnetic Table Hockey

  • Mar 03, 2017

Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…

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Assorted Temporary Tattoos

Assorted Temporary Tattoos

  • Mar 03, 2017

It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…

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Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Little Green Men UFO Shirt

  • Mar 02, 2017

Aliens - so hot right now! This stellar shirt is covered in little green alien heads, UFOs, stars and alien hands giving the universal peace sign. With NASA's recent announcement of their discovering seven Earth-like planets that may or may…

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Candy Leggings

Candy Leggings

  • Mar 01, 2017

How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…

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GIVEAWAY: Micro-Magic 8 Ball

GIVEAWAY: Micro-Magic 8 Ball

  • Feb 28, 2017

Life is hard. So much uncertainty. And, ugh, one decision after another that needs to be made. Take out the guesswork with a Magic 8 Ball! "But drunkMall, I can't leave every major decision of my life up to an…

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