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USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

  • Feb 16, 2017

Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…

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Giant Fist Drink Holder

Giant Fist Drink Holder

  • Feb 16, 2017

As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…

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Whiskey Bullets

Whiskey Bullets

  • Feb 12, 2017

Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

  • Feb 11, 2017

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Hooch Decanter

Hooch Decanter

  • Feb 09, 2017

Present your less expensive boozes in a fancy way with this classy decanter! Handblown lab glass emblazoned with the word HOOCH in gold print. Whatever you keep in this bottle automatically looks like something that's fancy but you don't want…

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Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes

Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes

  • Feb 04, 2017

Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…

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Octopus Pint Glasses

Octopus Pint Glasses

  • Feb 03, 2017

Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…

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Sloth Infuser And Mug Set

Sloth Infuser and Mug Set

  • Jan 29, 2017

Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…

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Wrong Lyrics Tumbler

Wrong Lyrics Tumbler

  • Jan 26, 2017

Is there a greater pleasure in this world than drunkenly belting out the lyrics to an awesome song with all your friends? There's certainly nothing funnier than finding out you or a friend has been singing the wrong lyrics to…

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GIVEAWAY: Mister Rogers Mug

GIVEAWAY: Mister Rogers Mug

  • Jan 24, 2017

Your world has a Mr. Rogers shaped hole in it... He's gone but he'll never be forgotten. In fact, you can make Mr. Rogers a part of your daily life again, starting with your morning cup of coffee! This man…

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Hot Chocolate On A Stick

Hot Chocolate on a Stick

  • Jan 24, 2017

The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…

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Bottle Opening Cufflinks

Bottle Opening Cufflinks

  • Jan 23, 2017

Pop off bottle caps in style with these cufflinks! Ever notice that it's usually the fancy beer (or soda) companies' bottles that don't have twist-off lids? Maybe it's more expensive to cap bottles with a twist-off. That would explain why the…

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