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Budweiser T-Shirt

Budweiser T-Shirt

You can tell this is bootleg because, thanks to all the uptight advertising laws in this stupid country, it would probably be illegal for a beer brand to make this shirt, implying a causative/correlative relationship between a brand of alcohol…

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Espresso Recipes Poster

Espresso Recipes Poster

So much coffee, so little time! Did you know a typical coffee tree only produces 2 pounds of coffee beans a year? That means it takes 16 trees to produce enough beans for the average* American's coffee habit. Seems like…

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Spinning Wine Glass

Spinning Wine Glass

You no longer have to do that bougie thing where you perfectly swirl your red wine around in your perfect wine glass like there's a magic amount of swirls you have to put in to keep your "once watched a…

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Spinning Sun Mug

Spinning Sun Mug

There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned total eclipse to get everyone interested in the solar system again! It's barely been a week since many of us left our smartphones and computer screens indoors with the rest of our normal lives,…

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GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Pie Soda

Pie Soda

That saying "if you could put it in a bottle and sell it, you'd be reach" has always been pretty weird. Uh, nobody would buy Good Sex in a Bottle, dude. That sounds horrendous. However, it does appear that someone…

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500 Individual Sugar Packets

500 Individual Sugar Packets

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And by "medicine" we certainly do mean whatever BS you have to deal with in your day-to-day life, even though you didn't sign up for any of it and you're just…

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Cyberpunk Can Carrier

Cyberpunk Can Carrier

This is the future we're supposed to be living in, right here. Look at that picture! All of the technology required for the real world to look that totally already exists. Literally all we'd have to do is spend less…

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Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses

Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses

Alright, you salty dawgs, listen up. Yeah, that tequila's going down real smooth today. But let's be honest, you're getting salt all over the place! The ritual probably helped you get into drinking tequila back when you were still in…

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Dachsund Ice Cube Tray

Dachsund Ice Cube Tray

Hot dog? In this weather?! You must be out of your mind! A "hot" anything is not what the doctor ordered for the summer of 2017, people. We need to cool it on down, lil doggies! Cool doggies... Cold dogs...┬áIce…

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HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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British Columbia Beer Tour

British Columbia Beer Tour

British Columbia has a rich history of beer. That's what you should tell anyone who asks why you wanted to take a seaplane tour of brewpubs in BC. Make sure you look at them like a vegetarian who's just been…

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