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Moth Larvae Shit Tea

Moth Larvae Shit Tea

  • May 22, 2017

You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…

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Butt Sipper Drink Lid

Butt Sipper Drink Lid

  • May 19, 2017

The dream is real! Every drink you had to drink from a vessel that didn't look like a butt, every sip through a straw that wasn't rammed between silicone¬†butt cheeks, all those terrible times your beverage failed to remind you…

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GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

  • May 17, 2017

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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Pipe Coffee Mug

Pipe Coffee Mug

  • May 10, 2017

Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…

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Floppy Disk Coasters

Floppy Disk Coasters

  • May 06, 2017

Nerd party! Probably a lot of you have no idea what you're looking at right now. Well they're coasters. But these coasters look exactly like floppy disks, which were a thing that people used to use when they needed to…

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Bluetooth Cooler

Bluetooth Cooler

  • May 04, 2017

You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…

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Wake Up Mug

Wake Up Mug

  • May 04, 2017

Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…

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Cannonball Beer Growlers

Cannonball Beer Growlers

  • Apr 28, 2017

Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…

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Portable Shot Glass Keychain

Portable Shot Glass Keychain

  • Apr 21, 2017

A party can break out anywhere at anytime - you've gotta be prepared! Maybe someone's got a great playlist, someone else has a bottle or two... Don't be the only person who doesn't contribute something to the proceedings! With this…

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Torpedo Shots

Torpedo Shots

  • Apr 17, 2017

Battleshots, by any name it assumes, is the¬†unequivocal bee's knees. When it comes to drinking games, battleshots is up there with the best of them. Unlike beer pong and most drinking games that aren't played with a deck of cards,…

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Champagne Guns

Champagne Guns

  • Apr 16, 2017

For everyone with an appreciation for old gangster style machine guns and an intense need to waste some champagne, it looks like we're now partying with champagne guns. Some French partiers invented this sleek bit of revelry back in 2015…

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Liquid Fudges

Liquid Fudges

  • Apr 13, 2017

Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…

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