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Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float

Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float

  • Apr 22, 2017

It's a good thing Kim Kardashian's ass never did break the Internet because if that had happened then you'd probably never find out about this pool float. That's right. Like a fame groupie's dream come to life, you can now…

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Old School Mickey Mouse Shirt

Old School Mickey Mouse Shirt

  • Apr 20, 2017

Everyone should own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt at some point in their lives. And that point in life was about 30 years ago, right in the middle of the 1980s. Or whenever you were a small child, if any "olds"…

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EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

  • Apr 19, 2017

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens

Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens

  • Apr 18, 2017

Listen up, buttmunchers! These special edition Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens are the real deal. Black and blue leather, treaded soles and yellow stitching complement the kickass cartoon graphics of '90s anti-heroes Beavis and Butthead getting metal as hell in London!…

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EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

  • Apr 12, 2017

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

  • Apr 06, 2017

The final frontier of retro television merchandising may finally have been found! Finger puppets are thing. Fridge magnets are a thing. Wait for it - finger puppet fridge magnets are now a thing, whether anyone asked for it or not!…

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Butterbeer Ice Cream

Butterbeer Ice Cream

  • Apr 05, 2017

The wizarding world has transported a delicious frozen treat into the realm of muggles! You know how every person who read all the Harry Potter books will tell you that the books were better than the movies? (Yeah, we get it.…

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Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure

Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure

  • Apr 03, 2017

If a pro wrestler does a backflip body slam off the top turnbuckle and nobody is there to see it, do they still piss blood in the locker room after the show is over? Why risk it?! The only reason…

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Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

Marshmallow-Scented Ghostbusters Vinyl

  • Apr 02, 2017

This is a very special edition vinyl release of some original Ghostbusters music! There's a lot going on in that picture because of all the stuff included so we'll work our way from the outside in to the record. The…

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Disney Princess Bikinis

Disney Princess Bikinis

  • Mar 31, 2017

There's never been a better time in history to be obsessed with becoming a Disney princess! Cosplay is so totally in right now and Disney is on top of their game as always, so you'd assume that clever folks (*cough*…

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GIVEAWAY: Avengers Pillow Covers

GIVEAWAY: Avengers Pillow Covers

  • Mar 28, 2017

Protect the sofa in your home from being dreadfully boring with some lovely throw pillow covers paying tribute to individual character from the massively successful Avengers movie franchise! The pillows shown here are only three of the eleven designs available, first of…

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Xenomorph Mug

Xenomorph Mug

  • Mar 26, 2017

Prometheus brought the Alien franchise from whatever Space Hell it was living in back to the realm of amazing sci-fi/horror cinema and we're so into it! For literal years, a new Alien movie was worthy of pretty much nothing but…

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