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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Trebuchet Kit

Trebuchet Kit

It's never been easier to build a trebuchet for use at home or in the office! You know what trebuchets are. The catapult things you see in every movie that involves a battle in or around castles of any kind.…

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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…

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Echo Dot Holder

Echo Dot Holder

It's weird because Disney opened Epcot all the way back in the 80s and that was supposed to be the head of the pack for smart homes and "living in the future" and all of that. Didn't really end up…

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GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Game Boy Wallet

Game Boy Wallet

You're probably thinking, "Why wouldn't I just keep my money in a real Game Boy?" Good question. You may have failed to notice this but actual Game Boys are frequently too bulky to fit in an average pocket. Plus the…

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Flying Alarm Clock

Flying Alarm Clock

It's 2017 and nobody reading this should still be using a regular-ass alarm clock. For one thing, there isn't a single one of you who's never been late because you hit the snooze button of a regular alarm and went…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Bob’s Burgers Flip-Open Watch

Bob’s Burgers Flip-Open Watch

It's burger time, baby! Burgers are a way of life and if you aren't living your best burger life then shame be upon you and yours! The anti-burger propagandists don't want you to have your burgers. They want to talk…

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Wide Angle Phone Cam Lens

Wide Angle Phone Cam Lens

It's a wide, wild world out there and if you want to capture more of it in your photos then you're gonna need the right lens! Yeah, yeah - you're not out here trying to drop major coin on a…

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Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

Grab some ta-tas the next time you reach for a beer with this oh so sexy beer glass! Boobs and beer go together like peanut butter and jelly... like Starsky and Hutch... like Spongebob Squarepants and weed... You get the…

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Monty Python Monopoly

Monty Python Monopoly

Go directly to certain death! None shall pass! Do not collect 200 groats! Yes, that is correct, peasants: Python-opoly has arrived like a quest for divine drinking vessels amidst your otherwise dreary and dreadful lives. Do not go to Camelot.…

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