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Chewbacca Stocking

Chewbacca Stocking

  • Dec 06, 2016

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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Car Visor Sun Shade

Car Visor Sun Shade

  • Dec 05, 2016

Sun visors in cars are so annoying. Like, you would think they'd have figured out by now that sun visors are totally inadequate at effectively blocking the sun. If you're unfortunate enough to live west of your place of employment…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

  • Dec 05, 2016

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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Easy Microwave Cleaner

Easy Microwave Cleaner

  • Dec 04, 2016

Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…

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Testicular Tea Bag

Testicular Tea Bag

  • Dec 03, 2016

Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…

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Stocking Spacebag

Stocking Spacebag

  • Dec 03, 2016

Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…

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Cheese Gun

Cheese Gun

  • Dec 02, 2016

How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…

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Throwing Star Push Pins

Throwing Star Push Pins

  • Dec 02, 2016

Bringing ninja stars to the office is probably frowned upon in, like, most places of business. It's like lawyers and insurance companies have no appreciation for the skill and discipline it takes to be a ninja. Some people. You just…

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Atari Flashback Gaming System

Atari Flashback Gaming System

  • Dec 01, 2016

The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…

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The Dong Bong

The Dong Bong

  • Nov 30, 2016

It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…

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Serial Killer Card Game

Serial Killer Card Game

  • Nov 29, 2016

Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…

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Six Pack Christmas Cards

Six Pack Christmas Cards

  • Nov 29, 2016

Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…

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