Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian’s ass or a floating hammock or a floating beer pong table or a Star Trek captain chair or a regular swan or a golden swan….
But those are just some examples of the items in the pool floats tag of this shopping site!
Now you can add the black swan pool float to that prestigious club because we’re posting it right now!
For everyone who watched that Natalie Portman movie and identified super hard with the black swan at the end, it’s the black swan pool float!
You don’t have to be bad but you can float like you are!