BEAUTY: Cute Lip Balms!
When it comes to making first impressions, lips are important. Even if it's not a person you intend on ever kissing or anything like that, you can't deny that healthy lips just give you a more positive feeling about a…
Chicken Clothes
So you've been listening to some podcast about how to live Paleo and eggs are your new favorite things so you decided to get some chickens for a cheap source of high quality eggs. That's smart. But did you ever…
Bird Shit Bowl Set
You've gotta think someone lost their job over this, huh? Of course, nowadays it's virtually impossible to know whether these "accidental" design quirks are truly accidental or a covert attempt to chase after a viral response when it hits the…
Blues Brothers Ducky
There are so many versions of these rubber duckies. Like, if you've got a favorite person from music or movies or even books, you should at least look to see if there's a rubber duck version of that person. Because…
Black Swan Pool Float
Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian's ass or a floating hammock…
Raven Bookends
A lovely addition to any bookshelf! There's a few different bookshelf situations you could have going on in your home or office. First, it's the possibility that you don't have a bookshelf at all, in which case there's hopefully at…
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky
Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…
Birdhouse for Barn Owls
Owls are badass. Some of you don't know how badass owls are but YouTube can educate you real fast if you want to learn the heights of owl savagery... Barn owls don't usually get too crazy with attacking eagles and…
Vomiting Swan Faucet
It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…
SPRING BREAK: Pool Party
You better be ready to get wet! Whatever else is going on in your world, good or bad, doesn't matter to the weather. When the sun comes out to play, you gotta forget all that other business and start figuring…
Swan Bath Lights
Bathtime. A relaxing time for self-care and perhaps some meditative self-reflection. Turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and just zen yourself out for a while. And if you'd like to have a friend or three with…
Cute Animal Sticky Notes
This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…