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Chewbacca Stocking

Chewbacca Stocking

  • Dec 06, 2016

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

  • Dec 05, 2016

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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Car Visor Sun Shade

Car Visor Sun Shade

  • Dec 05, 2016

Sun visors in cars are so annoying. Like, you would think they'd have figured out by now that sun visors are totally inadequate at effectively blocking the sun. If you're unfortunate enough to live west of your place of employment…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

  • Dec 05, 2016

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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Easy Microwave Cleaner

Easy Microwave Cleaner

  • Dec 04, 2016

Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…

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Cheese Gun

Cheese Gun

  • Dec 02, 2016

How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…

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Throwing Star Push Pins

Throwing Star Push Pins

  • Dec 02, 2016

Bringing ninja stars to the office is probably frowned upon in, like, most places of business. It's like lawyers and insurance companies have no appreciation for the skill and discipline it takes to be a ninja. Some people. You just…

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Counter Spill Cutting Board

Counter Spill Cutting Board

  • Dec 02, 2016

Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…

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Atari Flashback Gaming System

Atari Flashback Gaming System

  • Dec 01, 2016

The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…

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Six Pack Christmas Cards

Six Pack Christmas Cards

  • Nov 29, 2016

Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…

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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

  • Nov 29, 2016

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Sleeping Bag Hammock

Sleeping Bag Hammock

  • Nov 28, 2016

And in one brilliant move these folks just eliminated nearly every problem associated with sleeping in a hammock or a sleeping bag! Think about it. What sucks about sleeping in a hammock? Top of that list has to be inability…

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