Tight Butthole Turkey Shirt
Thanksgiving is so totally tight butthole.
Of all national American holidays, Thanksgiving is easily the tightest of buttholes – think about it.
Most major holidays require purchasing a gift for at least one other person (and sometimes many other people). And if you move all of those holidays to one side then you’re left with a day when most self respecting partiers feel obligated to drink within an inch of their lives. (This is not an endorsement.)
After you discount those two categories of holiday, you’re basically left with Halloween and Thanksgiving. Halloween is rad as fuck, obviously. But if you put Halloween head to head with Thanksgiving then we’re gonna make the same choice every time: the majestic feast that requires pretty much no effort on your part except showing up to eat!
It’s a pretty clear winner.
Show your respect with this turkey variation on the official Workaholics “tight butthole” hand signal!
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