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CLOTHES: Pajama Picks

CLOTHES: Pajama Picks

  • Aug 16, 2017

Fall is only a month away and you know what they say: time passes more quickly the older you get. Also the older you get, the more you want text "hey nevermind" to every plan you made that day and…

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PARTY: Game Night!

PARTY: Game Night!

  • Aug 09, 2017

Games are serious business. Some people don't have an appreciation for a good party game but that's their loss! Everyone with a closet full of board games at home knows how to spend a Thursday night the right way! Then…

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HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

  • Aug 02, 2017

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Burger Lift

Burger Lift

  • Aug 18, 2017

The reason that a perfect burger is so hard to find is because the format is in and of itself a contradiction. What you're looking for on the inside of a good cheeseburger is moisture. You want a juicy, greasy…

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Nipple Enhancement Device

Nipple Enhancement Device

  • Aug 18, 2017

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

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Denim Flip Flops

Denim Flip Flops

  • Aug 17, 2017

Oh damn yeah! You know what time it is, boys and girls? It's time for another fashion lesson. Today's topic is flip flops. Here's the thing about flip flops: no rules, bitches! Think about it. This is a style of…

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Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

  • Aug 17, 2017

After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…

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Chicken Clothes

Chicken Clothes

  • Aug 16, 2017

So you've been listening to some podcast about how to live Paleo and eggs are your new favorite things so you decided to get some chickens for a cheap source of high quality eggs. That's smart. But did you ever…

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Leopard Heart Sunglasses

Leopard Heart Sunglasses

  • Aug 15, 2017

It's the summer of love! Or, at least, the summer of looking drop dead gorgeous. We've said it before and we'll say it again - there's one magic word when it comes to style and that word is: accessories! Why…

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Toaster Bags

Toaster Bags

  • Aug 15, 2017

The American Dream means many different things to many different people. For some, the American Dream is winning the grand prize on a scratch-off lottery ticket and never having to work again. Others want to take their genius idea, turn…

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Sun and Moon Plushies

Sun and Moon Plushies

  • Aug 14, 2017

Space is the place! Do you ever just, like, look up? Most people reading this right now live in major cities... (Yeah, we pay attention to demographic info of web traffic. You don't have to get all Alex Jones about…

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Fish Slippers

Fish Slippers

  • Aug 14, 2017

Here, fishy fishy! How many times has a conversation like this played out in your house: "Honey... Have you seen my lake shoes?" 'The black ones?' "Well, they used to be black... I don't know what color you'd call 'em…

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Seal Face Mask

Seal Face Mask

  • Aug 13, 2017

You ever see a white seal with a zit? Nah, you probably haven't. Maybe that's got something to do with them hanging out on ice all day, swimming in unpolluted waters and subsisting on a diet of fresh (and live)…

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3xLP Score from Westworld

3xLP Score from Westworld

  • Aug 13, 2017

Here's something for everyone who's watched the first season of Westworld four times already... It's so rare that a hyped TV show delivers on the hype and then some. Westworld nailed it. Like, perfectly. Did you know it's the most-watched…

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