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GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

  • May 17, 2017

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

  • May 10, 2017

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around

GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around

  • May 03, 2017

The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…

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Weighted Comfort Blanket

Weighted Comfort Blanket

  • May 23, 2017

Have you ever considered spending $200 on a blanket? Well, you might be reaching for your wallet here in a minute because wait until you get the scoop on the Gravity blanket. Sitting at over $3 million funding on Kickstarter…

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Vincent Van Go Away Bag

Vincent Van Go Away Bag

  • May 23, 2017

Finding new ways to tell otherĀ people to "fuck off" is basically an art form and we live in the golden age of it! Van Gogh probably told more than his share of people to go screw back in his day.…

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VR Exercise Bike Games

VR Exercise Bike Games

  • May 23, 2017

Here it is, kids. The inevitable future Black Mirror prophesied for us all has arrived. Doesn't look like much, does it? Well, that's because everything happens inside that little headset dude is wearing in the photo. It's better in that…

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Moth Larvae Shit Tea

Moth Larvae Shit Tea

  • May 22, 2017

You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…

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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

  • May 22, 2017

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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KFC Romance Novel

KFC Romance Novel

  • May 22, 2017

Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…

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Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

  • May 21, 2017

Do yourself and the environment a favor by picking up one of these hats. First, the brand plants ten trees for every hat they sell. Trees do great things for the planet, like create oxygen. You know, the stuff your…

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Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags

Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags

  • May 21, 2017

Introducing the new favorite laptop case of every male stripper with a firefighter routine! Dakota Stitch and Design is out here rounding up old firefighter gear and repurposing itĀ for your "rugged" bag needs. They do backpacks, laptop cases, wallets and…

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Cactus Candles

Cactus Candles

  • May 21, 2017

Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…

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They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card

They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card

  • May 20, 2017

It's always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both "I really like you" but also "there's a small chance that I'll murder you if this whole thing doesn't work out."…

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Hammock Pool Floats

Hammock Pool Floats

  • May 20, 2017

Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…

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Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

  • May 20, 2017

Oh, don't act surprised! You're not new to the Internet... You know Rule 34... If it's only a matter of time before any new and popular thing gets turned into porn, then it's only another year or two after that…

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