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GIVEAWAY: Pizza Night Light

GIVEAWAY: Pizza Night Light

  • Sep 27, 2016

Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…

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EXCLUSIVE: Movie Props Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Movie Props Marketplace

  • Sep 24, 2016

Own your very own piece of Hollywood history! As anyone who's ever been to a Planet Hollywood knows, all those special costumes and theatrical props used in making a movie don't just get thrown away when filming stops. Sometimes the actors…

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EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only

EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only

  • Sep 17, 2016

Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…

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Eye Chart Shot Glasses

Eye Chart Shot Glasses

  • Sep 29, 2016

Oh now that's smart thinking! It's safe to say we're all accustomed to the, eh, physical impairments brought about by indulgence in alcoholic spirits. Drink too much and you'll be walking a little (or a lot) not so good. And…

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Godzilla Slippers

Godzilla Slippers

  • Sep 29, 2016

If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…

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Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter

Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter

  • Sep 29, 2016

Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…

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Angelic Harambe Shirt

Angelic Harambe Shirt

  • Sep 28, 2016

It's of the utmost importance to our future as social beings that we never forgot Harambe the gorilla and his ultimate sacrifice. This t-shirt present a beautiful rendering of Harambe as a winged angel, seated atop a pixelated cloud and…

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Stress Relief Smacking Sack

Stress Relief Smacking Sack

  • Sep 28, 2016

Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…

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Beer Pong Action Light

Beer Pong Action Light

  • Sep 28, 2016

Jazz up your beer pong area with a cool LED sign! The red lights clearly state that, yes, this is indeed a designated area set aside for the purpose of playing the magnificent game of beer pong upon the beer…

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Scary Clown Light Mask

Scary Clown Light Mask

  • Sep 27, 2016

You think clowns are scary. We get it. But you ain't seen nothin' yet, kiddo! If any old regular clown can scare you, just imagine walking down a dark alley and seeing someone wearing this mask step out of the…

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Cash Stash Throw Pillow

Cash Stash Throw Pillow

  • Sep 27, 2016

Trap is life, right? Right. All that hustling should do more than just pay the bills. At the end of the day, you want to be able to decorate your home with some decent furnishings... A nice sofa... Some damn…

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Blair’s 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

Blair’s 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

  • Sep 26, 2016

You don't need to own this. Nobody needs to own this. There's really no reason that this needs to exist, honestly. Like, if your life has gotten to the point where this is the kind of purchase you're considering, then…

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Top Gun Hat From Workaholics

Top Gun Hat from Workaholics

  • Sep 26, 2016

Who's the top gun? You da top gun! All day, every day with this snapback, baby! You may recognize this cap from the epic television comedy series, Workaholics. That's a good show but this isn't even about that. It's about letting…

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Solar-Powered Spinning Jupiter

Solar-Powered Spinning Jupiter

  • Sep 26, 2016

Bring one of the most majestic celestial bodies in this solar system right down to the top of your desk! This neat little globe of Jupiter is about 4.5 inches, so it's not, like, huge but it is a decent…

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