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GIVEAWAY: Coffee Gummy Cubes

GIVEAWAY: Coffee Gummy Cubes

  • Aug 23, 2016

Caffeine is maybe the most socially acceptable addiction. Which is great because caffeine is amazing and the fact that so many people use it and it's legal and all of that means we get to enjoy fantastic innovations in the…

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Greatest Hits Of The Hype Machine

Greatest Hits of The Hype Machine

  • Aug 20, 2016

If you aren't aware that Frank Ocean (kinda) released his ridiculously hyped new album over this weekend, you probably don't need a website called drunkMall to tell you that you're out of touch with what's going on in the world today. But for…

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Back To School Gift Guide

Back to School Gift Guide

  • Aug 13, 2016

This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…

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Cheap Lionel Richie Mask

Cheap Lionel Richie Mask

  • Aug 23, 2016

Lionel Richie has one of the most warm and kind public personas of anyone in the music business. That makes this weird, cheap mask of his face with its cutout eyes all the more disturbing by contrast. It's like some…

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How To Eat Out

How to Eat Out

  • Aug 23, 2016

It's a skill many claim to possess but few often do - the science and art of eating out. You may say, "Now, drunkMall, don't give me any of that business. I've been eating out for my entire life and…

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Mr. Fridge Happy Face Magnets

Mr. Fridge Happy Face Magnets

  • Aug 22, 2016

The refrigerator may be the happiest place in every home - so put a happy face on it! If you think about it, the fridge brings so much joy into our lives... There's usually so much good stuff in the…

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LED Shot Cups

LED Shot Cups

  • Aug 22, 2016

It's lit, it's lit!!!! Next time the party's ready to throw down some shots, make sure it's super lit with some LED shots! Standard 2oz. capacity, made of hard durable plastic and loaded with an LED unit in the base…

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8 Foot Wide Weather Balloon

8 Foot Wide Weather Balloon

  • Aug 22, 2016

Now THAT is a big balloon! Many times when people report having seen a UFO, the "official" explanation is that a weather balloon was in the area and happened to catch the moonlight just right and look all extraterrestrial-ish and…

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Super Long Beer Bong

Super Long Beer Bong

  • Aug 21, 2016

You know how in party movies there's usually a scene with someone drinking a beer bong that has such a long hose there's a person standing on a roof with the funnel and the person drinking the beer bong is…

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Don’t Worry Beyonce Shirt

Don’t Worry Beyonce Shirt

  • Aug 21, 2016

This is almost sacrilegious but Beyonce is like the millennial Oprah. Not that she's out here giving away cars on TV or trying to start a book club or any of that. But she's an inspirational figure for millions and millions…

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Weenie Whistle

Weenie Whistle

  • Aug 21, 2016

If you've ever seen the classic Christmas movie The Santa Clause then you honestly don't even need to read this post. Just scroll down to the bottom, click the link button and pick yourself up a legendary weenie whistle. Everyone…

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No Drama Pizza Shirt

No Drama Pizza Shirt

  • Aug 20, 2016

When it comes to pizza, always say yes. When it comes to drama, always say no. That's it. Nothing else needs to be said about this shirt but if we don't type some more shit here then Google will think…

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Pikachu Alarm Clock

Pikachu Alarm Clock

  • Aug 20, 2016

You ever accidentally sleep in and miss out on a super rare Pokemon? Ugh, it's the worst! You don't have to let it go down like that next time, though. This retro style alarm clock has two bells and a…

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