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EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day

EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day

  • Feb 25, 2017

It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…

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GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

  • Feb 21, 2017

There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…

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EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

  • Feb 18, 2017

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers

Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers

  • Feb 26, 2017

A fun and unique toy for everyone who gets a kick out of cause-and-effect playing out right before their eyes! For fans of games like Mousetrap, YouTube videos of Rube Goldberg machines, target practice dunk tanks at the fair and…

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Longclaw Umbrella

Longclaw Umbrella

  • Feb 26, 2017

Well, winter finally came... Which means spring is right around the corner and you know what that means! April showers are coming, it is known. Be prepared for the coming storms and shield yourself from the rain with a Longclaw…

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Snail Goop Face Mask

Snail Goop Face Mask

  • Feb 26, 2017

We will put anything on our faces in the name of beauty. Right away you know some jerk is probably sitting there trying to think of something they can say in the comments that people wouldn't put on their face.…

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Great Nudes Coffee Mug

Great Nudes Coffee Mug

  • Feb 25, 2017

Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…

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Bunny Peep Ring

Bunny Peep Ring

  • Feb 25, 2017

If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…

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Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Pillow

  • Feb 24, 2017

Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…

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Mobile Projector

Mobile Projector

  • Feb 24, 2017

Walking around with a big screen TV in your pocket ain't no big deal, kids - this is 2017! The Cube is a mere 2 inches on every side, yet it projects up to 120 inches of display! That's a…

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Ink Made From Pollution

Ink Made from Pollution

  • Feb 24, 2017

Looks like we finally found a practical use for some of the air pollution humans create on a daily basis. Now, we don't know how this works because we're too lazy to read any of the information that is surely…

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Ultimate Werewolf Party Game

Ultimate Werewolf Party Game

  • Feb 23, 2017

Anyone who's spent a decent amount of time in┬áthe chat rooms of a service that allows bots to be built for that platform knows this game. Traditionally known as Mafia, you've seen this game played as Werewolf on IRC clients…

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Swan Bath Lights

Swan Bath Lights

  • Feb 23, 2017

Bathtime. A relaxing time for self-care and perhaps some meditative self-reflection. Turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and just zen yourself out for a while. And if you'd like to have a friend or three with…

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Janice In Accounting Mug

Janice in Accounting Mug

  • Feb 23, 2017

Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…

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