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CLOTHES: Pajama Picks

CLOTHES: Pajama Picks

  • Aug 16, 2017

Fall is only a month away and you know what they say: time passes more quickly the older you get. Also the older you get, the more you want text "hey nevermind" to every plan you made that day and…

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PARTY: Game Night!

PARTY: Game Night!

  • Aug 09, 2017

Games are serious business. Some people don't have an appreciation for a good party game but that's their loss! Everyone with a closet full of board games at home knows how to spend a Thursday night the right way! Then…

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HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

  • Aug 02, 2017

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Leaf Loader System

Leaf Loader System

  • Aug 21, 2017

Know what's cheaper than having children just so you can make them hold the trash bag while you shove dead leaves into it? Being able to handle the job without anyone's help! You can now easily pull yard raking duty…

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Cyberpunk Can Carrier

Cyberpunk Can Carrier

  • Aug 21, 2017

This is the future we're supposed to be living in, right here. Look at that picture! All of the technology required for the real world to look that totally already exists. Literally all we'd have to do is spend less…

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2Pac Car Freshener

2Pac Car Freshener

  • Aug 20, 2017

Pretty much every person you know is going to see your car at some point. All of your best friends will for sure┬ábe inside your car, too - some of them quite often. You can do what you want but…

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Rick and Morty Anatomy Park

Rick and Morty Anatomy Park

  • Aug 20, 2017

Rick and Morty loves to toy with our emotions. Like a dude that bones you right and then doesn't call again for 2 weeks. You can never tell when new episodes will be denied to you so you've gotta be…

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Dad in Jail Childrens Book

Dad in Jail Childrens Book

  • Aug 19, 2017

It's so difficult to have conversations with children about some things. You've got to be able to talk to them... And then it's a whole conversation you're having... With questions... And more questions... Someone a long time ago figured out…

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Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses

Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses

  • Aug 19, 2017

Alright, you salty dawgs, listen up. Yeah, that tequila's going down real smooth today. But let's be honest, you're getting salt all over the place! The ritual probably helped you get into drinking tequila back when you were still in…

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Burger Lift

Burger Lift

  • Aug 18, 2017

The reason that a perfect burger is so hard to find is because the format is in and of itself a contradiction. What you're looking for on the inside of a good cheeseburger is moisture. You want a juicy, greasy…

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Nipple Enhancement Device

Nipple Enhancement Device

  • Aug 18, 2017

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

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Denim Flip Flops

Denim Flip Flops

  • Aug 17, 2017

Oh damn yeah! You know what time it is, boys and girls? It's time for another fashion lesson. Today's topic is flip flops. Here's the thing about flip flops: no rules, bitches! Think about it. This is a style of…

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Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

  • Aug 17, 2017

After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…

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Chicken Clothes

Chicken Clothes

  • Aug 16, 2017

So you've been listening to some podcast about how to live Paleo and eggs are your new favorite things so you decided to get some chickens for a cheap source of high quality eggs. That's smart. But did you ever…

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