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GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

  • Jun 21, 2017

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

  • Jun 14, 2017

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

  • Jun 07, 2017

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

  • Jun 26, 2017

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Trebuchet Kit

Trebuchet Kit

  • Jun 26, 2017

It's never been easier to build a trebuchet for use at home or in the office! You know what trebuchets are. The catapult things you see in every movie that involves a battle in or around castles of any kind.…

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Hoodie Travel Pillow

Hoodie Travel Pillow

  • Jun 25, 2017

Listen, we'll force hoodie season early. We don't care. Who cares? They've got light hoodies these days. You can get a hoodie made with light fabric, especially if you're gonna be spending the day in an airport. It's never a…

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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

  • Jun 25, 2017

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

  • Jun 24, 2017

Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…

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Game of Phones

Game of Phones

  • Jun 24, 2017

Yes, the new Game of Thrones season will only have 7 episodes and yes the season after that is probably going to be the last season of the show... But you really don't have to freak out about it! First…

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Red High Heels Phone Stand

Red High Heels Phone Stand

  • Jun 23, 2017

When in doubt, go with the red heels! Red high heels will always be there for you. How many times have you spent half an hour or more deliberating over which shoes to wear before doing the same thing you've…

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Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

  • Jun 23, 2017

Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…

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Turn Around T-Shirt

Turn Around T-Shirt

  • Jun 22, 2017

Listen, you won't find very many "funny" shirts on drunkMall because that shit is basic. So when we do post a t-shirt like this then you should recognize that it's time to pay attention. Boys and girls, now is that…

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Echo Dot Holder

Echo Dot Holder

  • Jun 22, 2017

It's weird because Disney opened Epcot all the way back in the 80s and that was supposed to be the head of the pack for smart homes and "living in the future" and all of that. Didn't really end up…

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Holographic Fanny Pack

Holographic Fanny Pack

  • Jun 21, 2017

Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…

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