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EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

  • Mar 25, 2017

Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…

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GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

  • Mar 21, 2017

Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…

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EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear

  • Mar 18, 2017

Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…

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Extra Long Siouxsie Shirt

Extra Long Siouxsie Shirt

  • Mar 28, 2017

Souixsie and the Banshees were a great band. That's it. No funny angle on this one. Nothing funny about it at all. In fact, there's nothing funny about anything and if you have any color hanging in your closet except…

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Poop Emoji Pajama Pants

Poop Emoji Pajama Pants

  • Mar 27, 2017

Poop. So hot right now! Okay, not actual poop - but you can't deny that poop emoji! You can't look anywhere without seeing emoji these days. From the smartphone keyboard to the text message, from the text message to the…

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Lockpick Earrings

Lockpick Earrings

  • Mar 27, 2017

Picking a lock may seem like Hollywood bullshit but it's a real thing and it's actually not that complicated. If you don't already know how to do it, here's a set that will help you learn. The thing that is Hollywood…

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DIY Synthesizer

DIY Synthesizer

  • Mar 27, 2017

Take it back to the old school with a hand-built synthesizer! Korg, which is a well-respected synth brand amongst musicians, launched an initiative to make instruments more fun to younger people. One of those projects is this LittleBits synth kit.…

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Xenomorph Mug

Xenomorph Mug

  • Mar 26, 2017

Prometheus brought the Alien franchise from whatever Space Hell it was living in back to the realm of amazing sci-fi/horror cinema and we're so into it! For literal years, a new Alien movie was worthy of pretty much nothing but…

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Pig Thong

Pig Thong

  • Mar 26, 2017

Not all men are pigs - but they can be if they would like! All you gotta do is strap your junk into this piggy thong and you could be well on your way to makin' bacon alllll the way home!…

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Skeleton Leather Jacket

Skeleton Leather Jacket

  • Mar 26, 2017

So you might want to take a few self-defense classes before wearing this jacket in public because there are a lot of people who would KILL to own it! After "the shit" goes down, these stupid pieces of paper we…

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Buddha Board

Buddha Board

  • Mar 25, 2017

If you loved Etch-A-Sketch when you were a kid then you'll probably want to know about the Buddha Board. It's a similar concept with a twist that makes it a little more "grown up" than playing with an Etch-A-Sketch in…

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Big Stripper Gnome

Big Stripper Gnome

  • Mar 25, 2017

Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…

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Nearly Effortless Decision Maker

Nearly Effortless Decision Maker

  • Mar 24, 2017

Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…

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Literary Party Game

Literary Party Game

  • Mar 24, 2017

Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…

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