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2018: Cool Calendars!

2018: Cool Calendars!

  • Sep 13, 2017

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

  • Aug 30, 2017

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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CLOTHES: Pajama Picks!

CLOTHES: Pajama Picks!

  • Aug 16, 2017

Fall is only a month away and you know what they say: time passes more quickly the older you get. Also the older you get, the more you want text "hey nevermind" to every plan you made that day and…

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Ultimate Wireless Headphones

Ultimate Wireless Headphones

  • Sep 25, 2017

Looks can be deceiving. For instance, you've probably seen someone walking around with a pair of wireless headphones and thought, "Those look convenient. I should get a pair." 8 times out of 10, you'd be wrong. Most wireless headphones suck,…

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Bloody Eyeballs

Bloody Eyeballs

  • Sep 24, 2017

It's never too early to prepare for Halloween. Also, it's never too late to develop a full scale, year-round fascination with gross, scary things. You'd be amazed at the kind of things you can buy in this world. There's probably…

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Sex Swing

Sex Swing

  • Sep 23, 2017

Some of y'all are still living like the sexual revolution never happened and it's ridiculous. Oh, sometimes you do it doggy style and leave the hallway light on? Wow, don't make her cum too hard, James Deen! Listen, even if…

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Espresso Recipes Poster

Espresso Recipes Poster

  • Sep 22, 2017

So much coffee, so little time! Did you know a typical coffee tree only produces 2 pounds of coffee beans a year? That means it takes 16 trees to produce enough beans for the average* American's coffee habit. Seems like…

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites

  • Sep 21, 2017

Don't worry - it's egg free! Finding a guilt-free snack is no easy task, especially these days when every 2 months there's some new study claiming to have found a link between Common Food A and Greatly Feared Disease or…

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Reader Ringer Tee

Reader Ringer Tee

  • Sep 20, 2017

Reading. Is. Sexy. Burn these words into your consciousness at every level. Consider what is traditionally thought of as sexy on a superficial level - boobs, butts, dicks and titties. It has been argued that our attraction to these things…

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All-Purpose Desk Organizer

All-Purpose Desk Organizer

  • Sep 19, 2017

Clutter is evil and must be banished from the workplace. It is a worthy adversary, however. The strength of messiness is in its method and its patience. See, clutter does not attack in large numbers. No, that would be much…

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Pills Longsleeve

Pills Longsleeve

  • Sep 18, 2017

Would you look at all that adult candy? Oh, settle down. We all take pills. And if you don't, well, you're the weird one. It's safe to say most people take a pill every now and then. Because why wouldn't…

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Foot Exfoliating Mask

Foot Exfoliating Mask

  • Sep 17, 2017

Your feet are probably nasty. That's a pretty safe (and gross) bet. You don't even have to be one of these hardcore Paleo, bearded caveman, walks-barefoot-everywhere types either. Your feet are on the bottom of your body. You walk around…

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Shark Fin Life Jacket for Dogs

Shark Fin Life Jacket for Dogs

  • Sep 16, 2017

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lake, your dog looks at you and says, "Ay, fam. I told you my fantasy was to be a shark for a day. What's up with this lame…

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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit

  • Sep 15, 2017

There are at least 500 reasons this is necessary. Perhaps you need to let the world know you are fragile contents and should be handled with care. Maybe you'd like to be a source of relaxation for random strangers by…

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Pink Flames Faux Leather Jacket

Pink Flames Faux Leather Jacket

  • Sep 14, 2017

Leather jacket season is coming up quick! Unlike other pretenders to the throne, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year. For those magical months that are cool enough you get to slap yourself into the ultimate symbol…

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