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GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles

  • Feb 21, 2017

There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…

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EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

  • Feb 18, 2017

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

  • Feb 11, 2017

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a┬álibrary of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Baphomet Statue

Baphomet Statue

  • Feb 21, 2017

Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…

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Dog Feeding Checklist

Dog Feeding Checklist

  • Feb 21, 2017

Did you feed the dog? Sure. Because you remember seeing that bracelet on your wrist when you got the scoop and filled the dog bowl. But, wait, that was yesterday because you aren't wearing the bracelet. So did you feed…

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Teetering Board Game

Teetering Board Game

  • Feb 20, 2017

You know what board games need? More action! Remember how much fun playing a game of Mousetrap used to be? It's because of all the moving parts! Forget about all those board games that just sit there - give us…

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Columbo Sweater

Columbo Sweater

  • Feb 20, 2017

Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and┬átalent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…

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Pushpin Sheep

Pushpin Sheep

  • Feb 20, 2017

Ewe know you can't resist this cleverly designed pushpin set! Keeping notes around is important. If you can't remember all the things you need to keep in mind then you might as well be counting sheep at your desk -…

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Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator

Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator

  • Feb 19, 2017

Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…

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Orangina Sour Gummies

Orangina Sour Gummies

  • Feb 19, 2017

The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…

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Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain

Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain

  • Feb 19, 2017

How'd you like to have a fabulous stripper sloth waiting for you in the bathroom every day? Easily done with this shower curtain! A purplish-pink background sets the stage for this mildest of beasts to perform on the pole for…

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Memory Foam Wallet

Memory Foam Wallet

  • Feb 18, 2017

This is basically the Crocs of wallets. Crocs - who ever thought that a type of footwear could compete with Nickelback for the title of Most Easily Mocked Thing in Western Society? But have you ever tried a pair on,…

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Touchscreen Upgrade Kit

Touchscreen Upgrade Kit

  • Feb 18, 2017

Add touchscreen capability to your laptop with no special tech knowledge required at all! In theory, those convertible tablet/laptop units seem like a great idea but the reality is almost always a bummer. Tablets just can't duplicate the functionality of…

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