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GIVEAWAY: Chewbacca Stocking

GIVEAWAY: Chewbacca Stocking

  • Dec 06, 2016

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers

EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers

  • Dec 03, 2016

Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…

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EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

  • Nov 26, 2016

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

  • Dec 06, 2016

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

  • Dec 06, 2016

Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

  • Dec 05, 2016

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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Car Visor Sun Shade

Car Visor Sun Shade

  • Dec 05, 2016

Sun visors in cars are so annoying. Like, you would think they'd have figured out by now that sun visors are totally inadequate at effectively blocking the sun. If you're unfortunate enough to live west of your place of employment…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

  • Dec 05, 2016

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

  • Dec 04, 2016

What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…

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Easy Microwave Cleaner

Easy Microwave Cleaner

  • Dec 04, 2016

Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…

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Unicorn Ring

Unicorn Ring

  • Dec 04, 2016

Finding a new favorite ring is a magical thing - magical like a unicorn! Fantasy fans and lovers of mystical creatures need look no further for a unique piece of jewelry. This unicorn ring is handcrafted from copper-coated brass, then…

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Testicular Tea Bag

Testicular Tea Bag

  • Dec 03, 2016

Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…

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Stocking Spacebag

Stocking Spacebag

  • Dec 03, 2016

Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…

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