Hunky Jewelry Holder
Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…
2018: Cool Calendars!
Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…
Vagina Butterfly Pillow
Yeah, it's hilarious but wait a minute before you show this to a friend. Of course we'd love a million billion people to see this post but that may not be what's best for you. What may be best for…
GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!
The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…
Full Body Fetish Stocking
What is this, roleplaying as a foot? Hey, just kidding! Like whatever you wanna like ya dang weirdos. Probably everyone who's into this has to know that it's... different. Maybe this is what happens when knee-high sock fetish grows into…
Nipple Enhancement Device
Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…
Tongue Jewelry
Anyone still got a tongue piercing out there? What's that? The porn stars do? Okay, well here's one for the porn stars, then. Actually, this is just an example of one. They have like over 30 designs of tongue jewelry…
Worst Prank Card Ever
All other prank gift cards can pack up and go home. The game has been won, for real. There are so many types of prank card out there. You've got the audio card that plays a message and won't stop…
Passport to the Unconscious
Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…
Chocolate Assholes
Hey, asshole! Want some chocolate? You bet your sweet ass(hole) you do! If there's one thing Belgians know how to do, it's make chocolate. (They've been doing it since the 1800s, after all. Someone would have probably stopped them by…
Japanese Bondage Coloring Book
Are coloring books the new Tumblr? Because Tumblr hit the scene like ten years ago and their users started posting porn all over the site like 9 years and 364 days ago. Now you can't even open your Tumblr app…