Mini Fire Extinguisher
Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…
Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…
It's never been easier to build a trebuchet for use at home or in the office! You know what trebuchets are. The catapult things you see in every movie that involves a battle in or around castles of any kind.…
Listen, we'll force hoodie season early. We don't care. Who cares? They've got light hoodies these days. You can get a hoodie made with light fabric, especially if you're gonna be spending the day in an airport. It's never a…
If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…
Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…
It's weird because Disney opened Epcot all the way back in the 80s and that was supposed to be the head of the pack for smart homes and "living in the future" and all of that. Didn't really end up…
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…
You're probably thinking, "Why wouldn't I just keep my money in a real Game Boy?" Good question. You may have failed to notice this but actual Game Boys are frequently too bulky to fit in an average pocket. Plus the…
Who says doing some shots can't be classy? One of the greatest misconceptions of adult life is that people who drink beer and do shots are party animal heathens while the distinguished and refined members of respectable society are daintily…
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
It's burger time, baby! Burgers are a way of life and if you aren't living your best burger life then shame be upon you and yours! The anti-burger propagandists don't want you to have your burgers. They want to talk…
If you aren't gonna do your best then what's the point of doing anything at all, right? Look your best, stretch your best, feel your best, give it your best shot - it all adds up! Some people will tell…