Fingertip Food Tongs
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be.
Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy or otherwise “untouchable” food items. We’re gonna do our best work on wing night – hell, we might even break a record!
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