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Chewbacca Stocking

Chewbacca Stocking

  • Dec 06, 2016

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

  • Dec 06, 2016

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

  • Dec 06, 2016

Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

  • Dec 05, 2016

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

  • Dec 05, 2016

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

  • Dec 04, 2016

What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…

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Stocking Spacebag

Stocking Spacebag

  • Dec 03, 2016

Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…

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Cheese Gun

Cheese Gun

  • Dec 02, 2016

How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…

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Counter Spill Cutting Board

Counter Spill Cutting Board

  • Dec 02, 2016

Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…

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Drogon Doll

Drogon Doll

  • Dec 01, 2016

It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…

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Blueberry Pie Oreos

Blueberry Pie Oreos

  • Dec 01, 2016

OREO recently beganĀ putting out some pretty crazy limited edition flavors and, if you haven't tried any of them then drunkMall recommends testing the waters with the blueberry pie flavor. We found these while hunting down items for our Japanese Candy…

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The Dong Bong

The Dong Bong

  • Nov 30, 2016

It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…

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