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Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark Attack Beach Towel

  • Mar 06, 2017

Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…

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Kaleidoscope Glasses

Kaleidoscope Glasses

  • Mar 06, 2017

See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…

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EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

  • Mar 04, 2017

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Skeletal LED Gloves

Skeletal LED Gloves

  • Mar 04, 2017

Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…

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Smart Bikinis

Smart Bikinis

  • Mar 04, 2017

Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…

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Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

  • Mar 03, 2017

Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…

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Assorted Temporary Tattoos

Assorted Temporary Tattoos

  • Mar 03, 2017

It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…

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Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Little Green Men UFO Shirt

  • Mar 02, 2017

Aliens - so hot right now! This stellar shirt is covered in little green alien heads, UFOs, stars and alien hands giving the universal peace sign. With NASA's recent announcement of their discovering seven Earth-like planets that may or may…

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Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

  • Mar 01, 2017

Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…

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Candy Leggings

Candy Leggings

  • Mar 01, 2017

How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…

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Nudifier App

Nudifier App

  • Mar 01, 2017

Pulling down your friends' pants in public used to be a socially acceptable way to hilariously embarrass them. Unfortunately, now that we're all adults, it's a socially unacceptable way to get someone put on a list they'll never get off…

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No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo

No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo

  • Feb 28, 2017

Bad tattoos are a thing, naturally. But another thing that's a thing is irony and it could quite possibly lead one to make an even worse mistake than getting a bad tattoo. For example, let's assume you're a hipster and…

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