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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky

Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…

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Red High Heels Phone Stand

Red High Heels Phone Stand

When in doubt, go with the red heels! Red high heels will always be there for you. How many times have you spent half an hour or more deliberating over which shoes to wear before doing the same thing you've…

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Holographic Fanny Pack

Holographic Fanny Pack

Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…

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Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat

Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…

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Game of Thrones Wine

Game of Thrones Wine

You may have noticed that a new season of Game of Thrones will be happening in less than a month by the way that the marketing campaigns have been in full swing for like two months and it's literally everywhere…

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Cockroach Pool Float

Cockroach Pool Float

Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…

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Furry Halter Top

Furry Halter Top

Okay, first of all - yes, really. Second of all, imagine if there was an animal that looked like this. We're thinking it wouldn't be some small chinchilla thing but more like a massive water buffalo-sized, Where the While Things…

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Wine Glass Shot Glasses

Wine Glass Shot Glasses

Who says doing some shots can't be classy? One of the greatest misconceptions of adult life is that people who drink beer and do shots are party animal heathens while the distinguished and refined members of respectable society are daintily…

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Patrick Crop Top

Patrick Crop Top

It's Patrick Starfish, boys and girls! The happiest (and probably dumbest) starfish ever is here to party for the whole summer! You don't need brains to party, you just need the right attitude and you know your boi Patrick can get…

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Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

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Wonder Woman Gauntlets

Wonder Woman Gauntlets

Bring your inner Wonder Woman out to play with a set of gold colored wrist gauntlets! We're stoked about the Wonder Woman movie coming out and actually being great. Of course there's always going to be some dumb stuff on the…

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