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Cockroach Pool Float

Cockroach Pool Float

Now that’s a big cockroach!

Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there’s one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it’s that glam and trash are purely interchangeable.

Think about it. Beauty queens getting all dolled up to go out to the bar and smoke cigarettes with their friends. That’s what it’s all about.

So the next time you’ve got a date with a pool, don’t worry about anyone bugging you. Just show up with a bigger bug!

This cockroach pool float is just under six feet in length and made from heavy duty vinyl. Ride around on the back of this disgusting creature for many pool seasons to come. It’s even got six legs and curly antennae like a real bug!

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