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Sword-Style Fly Swatter

Sword-Style Fly Swatter

En garde! You know, there are two kinds of people in this world. People who kill houseflies and people who have homes where you don't want to hang out. On top of there being flies all over the place, they…

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Costume Ideas

HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Labyrinth Worm Slippers

Labyrinth Worm Slippers

'Ello! No, it's not "hello," it's - Ah, nevermind - it's close enough! Running around in a labyrinth (or whatever else it is you do all day when you leave the house - no, no, don't start talking about it…

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Scarab Bottle Opener

Scarab Bottle Opener

Scarabs are so cool. Perhaps you recall the classic 1999 American action horror film, The Mummy? Starring the unfairly underrated Brendan Fraser (Blast from the Past, Monkeybone) and probably some other people, scarabs played a big and scary role in…

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Cockroach Pool Float

Cockroach Pool Float

Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…

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Moth Larvae Shit Tea

Moth Larvae Shit Tea

You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…

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Canned Scorpions

Canned Scorpions

It's a can of scorpions! Don't worry - they aren't alive. (Although, that's probably a thing somewhere in this crazy world.) These scorpions are meant to be served as a little snack... Each can contains two Chinese Armor Tail scorpions…

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Remote Control Centipede

Remote Control Centipede

There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…

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Spider Dog Costume

Spider Dog Costume

Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever, a spider dog does... Okay the theme song needs work but look at how cute this pet costume is! Give your dog what he's always wanted this Halloween: 8 legs and googly eyes! Huh?…

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Humane Bug Catcher

Humane Bug Catcher

Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…

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Live Praying Mantis

Live Praying Mantis

Everyone else's pets are so boring. You're not boring. You're exciting, sophisticated and eccentric (aren't you?) and you should have a pet that reflects those qualities in yourself! Did you know that Ancient Greeks & Egyptians believed praying mantises to…

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Spider Earrings

Spider Earrings

Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…

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