Relativity Watch
Time is all, like, relative, man. At least that's what we're told. Okay, look, you obviously don't end up creating a website to enable drunk shoppers if you're smart at science stuff. So, yeah, none of us really know what…
Time is all, like, relative, man. At least that's what we're told. Okay, look, you obviously don't end up creating a website to enable drunk shoppers if you're smart at science stuff. So, yeah, none of us really know what…
Everyone says their favorite season is fall. That's because everyone who talks about their favorite season is inherently social enough to be talking about their favorite season. If you get that question in front of everyone then you'll find that…
You can tell this is bootleg because, thanks to all the uptight advertising laws in this stupid country, it would probably be illegal for a beer brand to make this shirt, implying a causative/correlative relationship between a brand of alcohol…
Good luck finding a pair of these in your local thrift shop. That's where you should find something like this, of course. Because whatever decade spawned this piece of fashion is long gone and it ain't coming back. And what…
Chances are you're reading this after one of your friends got sick of you texting them to ask what you should be for the costume party this year. They sent you this link and now you're thinking two things: 1…
Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…
It's the dancing hot dog that's captured the hearts of... Well pretty much only those of us on Snapchat but that's all the cool ones. This little dude popped up in that great time suck of an app last month…
Reading. Is. Sexy. Burn these words into your consciousness at every level. Consider what is traditionally thought of as sexy on a superficial level - boobs, butts, dicks and titties. It has been argued that our attraction to these things…
Would you look at all that adult candy? Oh, settle down. We all take pills. And if you don't, well, you're the weird one. It's safe to say most people take a pill every now and then. Because why wouldn't…
There are at least 500 reasons this is necessary. Perhaps you need to let the world know you are fragile contents and should be handled with care. Maybe you'd like to be a source of relaxation for random strangers by…
Leather jacket season is coming up quick! Unlike other pretenders to the throne, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year. For those magical months that are cool enough you get to slap yourself into the ultimate symbol…
Keep your ping pong skills alive! It does no one any good for you to get super good at ping pong in college just to never play again after you graduate. That practically makes all that time spent at the…