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Columbo Sweater

Columbo Sweater

  • Feb 20, 2017

Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and talent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…

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EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

  • Feb 18, 2017

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

  • Feb 15, 2017

2017 is the year of the bad bitch, we're calling it now! Dial in that sexy-meets-dangerous look with these machine gun pantyhose! Sheer hose give a mostly-nude appearance but printed on each leg is a graphic of a deadly weapon. One…

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GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

  • Feb 14, 2017

There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…

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Haters Gonna Hate Patch

Haters Gonna Hate Patch

  • Feb 14, 2017

Get these three words into your head: haters gonna hate! No matter who you are, no matter what you do or how low profile you try to be about it, there will eventually be a hater that crosses your path.…

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

  • Feb 11, 2017

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Airplane Seatbelt Belt

Airplane Seatbelt Belt

  • Feb 11, 2017

Even if you haven't joined the Mile High Club yet, you can take a fashion tip from those jet airliners with this unique and stylish belt. It looks like someone ransacked a grounded 747 and cut all the seatbelts out…

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Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

  • Feb 10, 2017

Cash yourself without a dope sweater to wear in cold winter weather? Howbow no! This ill-mannered, bad tempered young lady has gone viral around the world for the sullen attitude and honestly really weird way of speaking that she put…

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Rock Star Skull Shirt

Rock Star Skull Shirt

  • Feb 10, 2017

Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…

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Burger World Hat

Burger World Hat

  • Feb 09, 2017

Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…

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GIVEAWAY: Ghostbusters Patch

GIVEAWAY: Ghostbusters Patch

  • Feb 07, 2017

If there's an empty place, ya need to fill that space... Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! That's a song we made up just now about people who have jackets and backpacks with patches all over them but probably enough room…

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Freudian Slippers

Freudian Slippers

  • Feb 07, 2017

Two things grow more common with age: one's propensity to wear slippers and the frequency with which one's true mind leaks from their mouth before a conscious filter can be applied. The latter act is sometimes referred to as a Freudian…

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