Would you look at all that adult candy?
Oh, settle down. We all take pills. And if you don’t, well, you’re the weird one. It’s safe to say most people take a pill every now and then. Because why wouldn’t you?
Pills are basically the closest thing to magic we have.
“Swallow this thing and it will change you from the inside out.”
Sounds like magic to us, kids.
If you believe magic comes in plastic bottles, this very well may be the shirt for you. It’s a mega comfortable long sleeve with pills printed all over it. All kinds of pills to give ya all kinds of thrills.
We can already hear some of you goody two shoes out there, “Oh, are you promoting drug culture with your merchandise?”
Yeah, loser. Look around at the world.