Neon Pizza Sign
You don’t have to own pizzeria to buy an LED version of a classic neon “PIZZA” sign online right now. But you should be aware that drunk people will show up at your house or apartment looking for pizza if you hang this in a place that is visible to any portion of the outside world with moderate foot traffic.
Don’t believe it? Hey, feel free to try it. Enjoy the extra attention.
Everyone else, you’ll probably want to just hang this over the doorway to your bedroom or in the kitchen or something. Unless you’ve got a room in your house full of pizza swag, which is totally possible. Actually, if any of you have a room like that, please send us photos and let us know if you’re up for hosting a drunkMall party…
[If you like this post, you should check out drunkMall’s Ultimate Pizza Party Swag List!]