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Fetal Sound System

Fetal Sound System

This is a speaker that goes inside the vagina of a pregnant woman so her fetus can listen to and hopefully enjoy music or guided meditation sounds or recordings of whales or whatever other things you think a developing human needs to hear so bad shoving a speaker up a pussy is the way to go about it.

What happened to headphones on the belly?

That must not be good enough anymore.

At least it comes with a line splitter and extra earphones so the mom can listen to the audio as well, instead of just sitting there feeling like a music venue hosting a one-fetus concert. It also looks like there’s an app with suggested musical themes for baby-friendly listening.

Obviously the parts that are meant to go inside a person are hypoallergenic and easily cleaned.

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