We’re pretty sure that two-fifths of snowboarding is made up of trying to look crazier than everyone else on the slopes, so this ought to be a hit with the X Games crowd, right?
If you really are going skiing or something, you should look at these bearded ski goggles. They seem more slope-appropriate. Slope-rropriate? Can we make that a word? Just did.
Of course, there’s nothing to stop you from ordering this just to have something to wear while you Periscope yourself eating Nutella with a spoon during a solo Breaking Bad marathon at home. You’re an adult. You can do what you want.
The Cthulhu ski mask comes in a lot of different colors, so check it out!
[If this post got you feeling brave then you should see if you can handle drunkMall’s Monsters Are Real Gift Guide – it’s scary cool!]