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Dragon Mummy

Baby Dragon Mummy

Turns out dragons are real. Look, we're just as surprised as you are but what are you gonna do, ignore evidence when it's placed right in front of your eyes? This isn't a Photoshop job. This isn't a TV show…

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Costume Ideas

HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Bloody Eyeballs

Bloody Eyeballs

It's never too early to prepare for Halloween. Also, it's never too late to develop a full scale, year-round fascination with gross, scary things. You'd be amazed at the kind of things you can buy in this world. There's probably…

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Cool Calendars

2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Dragon Stuff

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Demogorgon Polyester Jacket

Demogorgon Polyester Jacket

Raise your hand if you've had to explain to more than one person that Stranger Things did not create the Demogorgon. Now they used that thing because the boys in the show like to play a pretty excessive amount of…

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Stranger Things Splatter Vinyl

Stranger Things Splatter Vinyl

We're only a couple of months away from new episodes of Stranger Things! That first season pretty much came out of nowhere, right? Just showed up on Netflix one day and they hadn't even figured out how to market it…

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Coffin Makeup Bag

Coffin Makeup Bag

One of the best things about makeup is that if you put it on the right way then nobody can tell that you're dead inside. Unless sending the message that you're dead inside is your goal, in which case you…

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Skeleton Unicorn Patch

Skeleton Unicorn Patch

For everyone with a touch of the dark side to their fantasy life! Listen, it can't be rainbows and unicorns forever. Life (with a capital L) just doesn't play out that way. Every dream ends. But you don't have to…

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Raven Bookends

Raven Bookends

A lovely addition to any bookshelf! There's a few different bookshelf situations you could have going on in your home or office. First, it's the possibility that you don't have a bookshelf at all, in which case there's hopefully at…

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Gummy Heart

Gummy Heart

Alright, here's a little something for everyone who watched the first season of Game of Thrones and thought, "Psh, that Khaleesi ain't nothing special. I could eat a horse heart if a had to do it..." Time to put your…

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Horror Whore Tee

Horror Whore Tee

If you're a total whore for horror movies then this is the t-shirt for you! Aficionados of scary cinema are perhaps a more rabid fanbase than any other genre of, well, anything. Maybe it starts with the rush you get…

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