Big Stripper Gnome
Ooh la la!
Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme.
Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady all night club those regular gnomes go to at night when all the humans are sleeping. But she’s not swinging on a pole in a club, she’s doing her thing for you in your yard, or on your bookshelf, or even in the middle of your living room coffee table.
Quite the conversation piece, you won’t want to leave your stripper gnome anywhere it can be stolen. She’s a bigger gal, sure, but nothing an average adult couldn’t pick up and walk away with. Better keep her inside if that’s a concern for you or your neighborhood.
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