Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
For all those dire situations when horse sound effects are needed right then and there, it’s Emergency Horse – the pocket-sized handheld device capable of injecting one of four distinct equestrian noises at the push of a button!
This would be a good purchase for anyone who has one of those creepy-realistic rubber horse head masks (or the unicorn version) and is, like, really committed to the role. Just refuse to answer questions with anything except a neigh, whinny, snort or gallop sound.
And, of course, there are the people who take this stuff more seriously than anyone else: ponyplayers. If having a human partner mimick horse sounds doesn’t do it for you, maybe this is the kind of bedroom toy you need to add to the activities? Just a thought…