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Bloody Eyeballs

Bloody Eyeballs

It's never too early to prepare for Halloween. Also, it's never too late to develop a full scale, year-round fascination with gross, scary things. You'd be amazed at the kind of things you can buy in this world. There's probably…

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How Not to Be a Dick

How Not to Be a Dick

It would be lovely to think we live in a world where nobody needs a book like this. You know, it's not like it's that difficult to be a decent person. Still, you probably manage to see at least one…

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Prop Baseball Bat

Prop Baseball Bat

There are about five hundred million reasons to own a prop baseball bat. Maybe you're really working on your swing and doing some experimental training where you always need to carry a bat but you don't want to walk around…

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NoPhone

NoPhone

You're addicted to your phone. Don't even try denying it. There's no way you ended up on this website without a smartphone being involved. You're probably reading this on your phone right now, you addict! The first step is admitting…

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Worst Prank Card Ever

Worst Prank Card Ever

All other prank gift cards can pack up and go home. The game has been won, for real. There are so many types of prank card out there. You've got the audio card that plays a message and won't stop…

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Micro Feisty Pets

Micro Feisty Pets

What's sweeter than cuddly cute little animal babies? How about cuddly cute little animal babies that turn into vicious beasts at the drop of a hat? Okay, wow. Pick your hat up off the ground. Not a literal drop of…

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Hot Chocolates Challenge

Hot Chocolates Challenge

Chocolate and spice go together extremely well. Most brands of really good chocolate bars will have at least one flavor with entry-level hot chilis in it for this reason. And if you've never made a recipe for brownies that called…

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Bandage Socks

Bandage Socks

The only pair of socks officially endorsed by the Baron Munchausen Podiatric Society! Okay, so you know how wearing socks with sandals is completely unacceptable human behavior? Good. Now you also know how the type of sandals that have that…

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Mail-A-Butt

Mail-A-Butt

You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that? Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send…

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Nudifier App

Nudifier App

Pulling down your friends' pants in public used to be a socially acceptable way to hilariously embarrass them. Unfortunately, now that we're all adults, it's a socially unacceptable way to get someone put on a list they'll never get off…

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Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Friendship is a magical thing. If you don't believe that, then you either don't have the right kind of friends or you haven't tried hard enough to see if your friendships can be broken. Because the best friendships can survive…

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Bad Parking Job Magnets

Bad Parking Job Magnets

You know how sometimes you'll see someone who did such a bad job parking their vehicle that you almost feel an obligation to just hang out there until the driver comes back so you can make sure they've been told…

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