When it’s time to party we will party hard!
Send the message loud and clear with a neon pink fanny pack that says “PARTY” in all caps – it doesn’t get much more direct than that!
Here’s the thing about people who wear fanny packs: they don’t care. They don’t care about what anyone thinks of them, they don’t care if they might get laid tonight, they don’t care what they look like – who cares?! The only things that matter are a) PARTY and b) apparently whatever is in that fanny pack. That’s exactly the kind of thing we’re looking for in our Singles Awareness Day countdown!
drunkMall has been campaigning to bring back the fanny pack for a while now. We love and miss the fanny pack – don’t you? People make fun of other people wearing fanny packs but that’s ridiculous. Like, you think anyone wearing a fanny pack doesn’t know exactly what they’re doing? Nah, dude, it’s intentional.
That’s another reason we like the neon colors on our fanny packs because there is just no mistaking the levels of partying to which the wearer is prepared to party![If you like this post then you should check out drunkMall’s Epic Dance Party gift guide!]