These cookies are kind of like “bedroom coupons” with an element of surprise (and open-mindedness) because you won’t know what the fortune says until it gets opened.
For bonus points, make dinner plans at a (nice) Chinese place and arrange beforehand for two Happy Endings cookies to be brought out in place of the regular fortune cookies. Hopefully there won’t be any mixups!
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