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Fake Missile Launcher Car Lighter

Fake Missile Launcher Car Lighter

  • May 24, 2017

Spy toy budgets are wasted on spies. You see James Bond fire rockets from the undercarriage of his sports car in his movie and it looks super badass. Okay. You know that spies are real, though, right? Spies exist and…

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Vincent Van Go Away Bag

Vincent Van Go Away Bag

  • May 23, 2017

Finding new ways to tell other people to "fuck off" is basically an art form and we live in the golden age of it! Van Gogh probably told more than his share of people to go screw back in his day.…

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Moth Larvae Shit Tea

Moth Larvae Shit Tea

  • May 22, 2017

You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…

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KFC Romance Novel

KFC Romance Novel

  • May 22, 2017

Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…

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Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags

Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags

  • May 21, 2017

Introducing the new favorite laptop case of every male stripper with a firefighter routine! Dakota Stitch and Design is out here rounding up old firefighter gear and repurposing it for your "rugged" bag needs. They do backpacks, laptop cases, wallets and…

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Vomiting Swan Faucet

Vomiting Swan Faucet

  • May 18, 2017

It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…

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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

  • May 17, 2017

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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Fortune Teller Pen

Fortune Teller Pen

  • May 16, 2017

It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…

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Rainbow Pencils

Rainbow Pencils

  • May 15, 2017

There's nothing quite like using a real pencil. Whether you're writing or drawing, the process is the same: a thought that exists in your mind is moved through your body and into your hand, where pressing pencil to paper allows…

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Rearview Mirror Wristband

Rearview Mirror Wristband

  • May 15, 2017

Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…

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Complete Far Side Collection

Complete Far Side Collection

  • May 14, 2017

The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…

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Modular Sleep Mask

Modular Sleep Mask

  • May 12, 2017

This is the best sleep mask that has ever been made and it doesn't even exist yet. Wait, so how can we say this is the best sleep mask if we've never used it? Because every sleep mask that sucks,…

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