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Fact Book for Bathroom

Fact Book for Bathroom

  • Jul 23, 2017

Anyone who doesn't have an immediately interesting book in their bathroom wasn't raised properly. It's true. You get a half a generation deep into the existence of smartphones and everyone forgets what it's like to take a shit without the…

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Random Crap Bag

Random Crap Bag

  • Jul 16, 2017

Everyone has too much random crap in their lives. Everyone¬†keeps too much random crap in their lives! It's not gonna change anytime soon, either - because a lot of that random crap isn't really random at all. It serves a…

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Silver Thinking Putty

Silver Thinking Putty

  • Jul 16, 2017

You ever see the things they say in advertisements for fidget spinners? They keep trying to sell 'em by acting like they help with ADD or help you concentrate on stuff. Well, if that's true, then anything should help you…

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OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101

  • Jul 12, 2017

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

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Solar Eclipse Glasses

Solar Eclipse Glasses

  • Jul 11, 2017

There's a full (or whatever it's called - total?) solar eclipse going down in August and here's the deal, America: we've got front row seats for this one. This is almost always not the case. Most of the time you…

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Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Kurt Vonnegut Soap

  • Jul 09, 2017

Literary jokes are simultaneously the best and worst jokes. Books are for nerds. Everyone knows that. Therefore the puns are, you know, horrendous. Just truly awful stuff. The kind of jokes that make you feel like god might really exist…

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Flying Butterfly Bookmark

Flying Butterfly Bookmark

  • Jul 09, 2017

Take a look, it's in a book - flying butterflies! Okay, please nobody tell LeVar Burton we used some of his song. We actually didn't. It's a totally different melody. There's a pickup note. It's just some of the words…

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Mini Bob Ross Figure

Mini Bob Ross Figure

  • Jul 08, 2017

Bob Ross has always been the man and will always be the man. Right up there with Mr. Rogers in the class of contagiously calm role models we hope you were lucky enough to grow up watching on daytime television.…

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Passport to the Unconscious

Passport to the Unconscious

  • Jul 01, 2017

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

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Hoodie Travel Pillow

Hoodie Travel Pillow

  • Jun 25, 2017

Listen, we'll force hoodie season early. We don't care. Who cares? They've got light hoodies these days. You can get a hoodie made with light fabric, especially if you're gonna be spending the day in an airport. It's never a…

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Cockroach Pool Float

Cockroach Pool Float

  • Jun 19, 2017

Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters¬†has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

  • Jun 14, 2017

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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