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Bloody Eyeballs

Bloody Eyeballs

  • Sep 24, 2017

It's never too early to prepare for Halloween. Also, it's never too late to develop a full scale, year-round fascination with gross, scary things. You'd be amazed at the kind of things you can buy in this world. There's probably…

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Foot Exfoliating Mask

Foot Exfoliating Mask

  • Sep 17, 2017

Your feet are probably nasty. That's a pretty safe (and gross) bet. You don't even have to be one of these hardcore Paleo, bearded caveman, walks-barefoot-everywhere types either. Your feet are on the bottom of your body. You walk around…

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Uterus Doll

Uterus Doll

  • Sep 09, 2017

Nobody else can feel your pain. It's a simple fact of life and every person who's ever had a period can testify to first hand experience. Or first womb experience, if you prefer... Because you can be having the worst…

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BEAUTY: Cute Lip Balms!

BEAUTY: Cute Lip Balms!

  • Aug 23, 2017

When it comes to making first impressions, lips are important. Even if it's not a person you intend on ever kissing or anything like that, you can't deny that healthy lips just give you a more positive feeling about a…

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Kitty Cat Clutch

Kitty Cat Clutch

  • Aug 23, 2017

The perfect clutch is hard to find. You'll often see a nice little bag that is simply to die for only to discover that the inside is an utter disappointment - too few pockets, a shoddy fastener that never stays…

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Leaf Loader System

Leaf Loader System

  • Aug 21, 2017

Know what's cheaper than having children just so you can make them hold the trash bag while you shove dead leaves into it? Being able to handle the job without anyone's help! You can now easily pull yard raking duty…

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Dad in Jail Childrens Book

Dad in Jail Childrens Book

  • Aug 19, 2017

It's so difficult to have conversations with children about some things. You've got to be able to talk to them... And then it's a whole conversation you're having... With questions... And more questions... Someone a long time ago figured out…

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Nipple Enhancement Device

Nipple Enhancement Device

  • Aug 18, 2017

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

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Seal Face Mask

Seal Face Mask

  • Aug 13, 2017

You ever see a white seal with a zit? Nah, you probably haven't. Maybe that's got something to do with them hanging out on ice all day, swimming in unpolluted waters and subsisting on a diet of fresh (and live)…

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Poems by Dogs

Poems by Dogs

  • Aug 12, 2017

Let's be real, if our four-legged friends were capable of creating high art, dogs would not be the ones writing poems. That would be feline territory. Cat condescension screams "I'm a misunderstood poet!" But also, if dogsĀ did write poems, it…

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Samurai Armor for Cats

Samurai Armor for Cats

  • Aug 09, 2017

It's a dog eat dog world out there - and cats? Holy shit, you don't even want to know what cats are capable of doing to each other. It's ferocious. The type of shit you'd only read about in textbooks…

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5 Pounds of Misprinted Pens

5 Pounds of Misprinted Pens

  • Aug 08, 2017

When was the last time you needed a pen and couldn't find one? If you're like us, it's happened to you at least once since you started reading this sentence. Where the fuck are all the pens?!? People steal pens.…

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