Creepy Face Masks
This is a kit of face masks that are supposed to do different things that are supposed to be really good for your face and skin and beauty stuff and stuff.
And they’re probably great at that.
But they also look like a killer ghost from a Korean horror film or something. Like, if you buy these (which seems like a great decision for people who are in to this sort of thing) you should definitely make sure to warn anyone you live with or anyone who might be coming over to hang out or deliver you a pizza or see you for any reason at all.
Because 90% of people who walk around a corner or open a door and see a face like this staring at them are going to react like some combination of a housecat and an MMA fighter.