SataNic Cage sweater
Nicolas Cage is The One True God.
Don’t believe it? Ask /r/onetruegod. They’ll tell you.
And since he is The One True God, he must inherently contain within himself all possible dualities, masculinity/femininity, light/dark, good/evil, etc. This explains why he is seen here with an upside-down cross superimposed over his face. The upside-down cross is commonly regarded as a symbol of evil but it’s actually more along the lines of representing materialistic values over spiritual goals.
Wow, bet you never expected to read something like that on a website called drunkMall, huh? We could be totally wrong, by the way. This sweatshirt design is unique and funny so probably the people who made it just thought it was something fun to put on a shirt.
On the other hand, ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD ABOVE ALL OTHERS EVEN THOUGH HE HAS MADE SOME HORRIBLE CAREER DECISION IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS WE TRUST HE HAD HIS REASONS AND SO SAY WE ALL AMEN!
[Of course, if this isn’t your style then you may want to see drunkMall’s Not So Ugly Christmas Sweater gift guide for some more options that are out there!]