Sure Fuck Cologne

You’ve heard about Sex Panther cologne?

“60% of the time, it works every time…”

Well forget that shit!

This is SURE FUCK!

SURE FUCK is the only cologne that’s guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it – you won’t get that from those other colognes! No, sir!

That’s because SURE FUCK is a specially formulated cologne for men, designed and manufactured by people who design and manufacture cologne for a living and then put into a bottle with a SURE FUCK label.

Every bottle of SURE FUCK cologne is 1000% Guaranteed to be a bottle of SURE FUCK cologne. No other cologne on the market can deliver on that promise – it’s a sure fucking bet!

“What does it smell like?”

Uh, bro…

Can you read?

This cologne is called SURE FUCK…

You need to pay better attention when an opportunity like this comes along…

[Want more products with a sexual theme that may or may not make any sense at all? You’re looking for drunkMall’s Sex Sells gift guide!]

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