Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason!
You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a few minutes later and find that someone decided that your coasters were just decorative pieces of wood or some shit. No respect for the wood. No respect.
These people should be taken into the street and whipped with a switch.
But that’s “not allowed” in modern society.
So, make sure they get the message loud and clear with these very direct and bossy coasters. Reading “DON’T FUCK UP THE TABLE,” each set comes with 4 square coasters made of baltic birch wood!