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Dragon Stuff

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Double Ring Chandelier

Double Ring Chandelier

Give any room in your home a classy lighting upgrade with this unique chandelier! Look at that thing! You ever see a light that looked like that in one of your friend's houses? Probably not. Although maybe you have because…

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Floppy Disk Coasters

Floppy Disk Coasters

Nerd party! Probably a lot of you have no idea what you're looking at right now. Well they're coasters. But these coasters look exactly like floppy disks, which were a thing that people used to use when they needed to…

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UFO Chair

UFO Chair

Travel to new dimensions of relaxation with a stylish new lounging chair! This chair is made by an Italian company and their website is written in Italian, so please keep reading for our pathetic attempt at deciphering information about this…

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Monster Grandfather Clock

Monster Grandfather Clock

There's something so "90s sci-fi" about these grandfather clocks. Like, if you've ever seen Event Horizon, Demolition Man or Starship Troopers then you should have no trouble at all imagining a clock like this in the background of any night scene…

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Real Pong Table

Real Pong Table

This is possibly the coolest item that has ever been posted to this website. It's basically a combination of old-school Pong and an air hockey table. If that doesn't have you ready to buy it already then allow us to…

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Unicorn Attack

EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…

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Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Larry David Coasters

Larry David Coasters

It's an important question in life and, as usual, nobody is prepared to ask it as directly and often as Mr. Larry David: do you respect wood? Everyone with a fondness for (and respect of) high quality wooden furniture knows…

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Octopus Table

Octopus Table

Add some aquatic flair to your home or office with this unique and extravagant octopus table! The octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet (are we totally sure they aren't aliens?) and this is one that…

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Cigarette Pillow

Cigarette Pillow

Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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