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Python Jerky

Python Jerky

Alright.

Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way.

You done yet?

Okay, now we can talk about this like adults…

If you’ve never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat hit your tongue and just savored the unique flavor of the experience in your mouth, you just don’t know what you’re missing. It’s like a party in your mouth and all of Flavor’s friends decided to come!

The Newport Jerky Company does a great job of presenting new tastes to first-timers. Some people will tell you that snake tastes like chicken but we’ve had a lot of cock in our mouths and that’s just not true. The texture of the meat alone is a whole new world when that’s not what you’re used to swallowing.

Get out of your comfort zone and live a little!

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