This might get confusing.
Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee.
It isn’t literally shit coffee. See the difference? In other words, there isn’t any actual shit in this bag of coffee – but there may as well be because it is naaaaaasty. If anyone actually enjoys this coffee, we found a sad panda bear doll that needs your love.
Pretty much only useful for “social experiments” or people born without taste buds.[Do you love practical jokes? Jump over to our Prankster’s Paradise gift guide now!]