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Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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The Hangover Survival Guide

EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide

Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…

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Centipede Mini Arcade

Centipede Mini Arcade

When was the last time you found a good Centipede arcade machine? Oh, sure. You can find one. But the joystick's gonna be wonky - moving your guy in one direction will be way faster than moving it in the…

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Mobile 3D Theater

Mobile 3D Theater

This is the future millennials want. Full sensory retreat into a digital reality! Absolute social isolation from the imperfect people around you! Total immersion within your favorite movies, TV shows and video games! Probably most of you by now have…

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Mini-Pixelated The Tick

Mini-Pixelated The Tick

The Tick is back, baby! In this age of rebooting classic television shows that were much better off left in the past - Fuller House, anyone? - Amazon somehow brought The Tick into 2017 as nothing short of a phenomenal, live-action superhero…

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Bear Timers

Bear Timers

Do burned cupcakes taste like bear's shit you found in the woods? Yes, they do. Listen, we all know everyone who clicked on this post has a Pinterest addiction. (And you should 100% share it to your boards.) How many…

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Relativity Watch

Relativity Watch

Time is all, like, relative, man. At least that's what we're told. Okay, look, you obviously don't end up creating a website to enable drunk shoppers if you're smart at science stuff. So, yeah, none of us really know what…

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Hunky Jewelry Holder

Hunky Jewelry Holder

Sometimes you just need a big, strong man in your life to hold up your jewelry... with his dick. Or, actually, it doesn't have to be about "need." It can be entirely about "want." And it doesn't have to be…

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Bunny Lamp

Bunny Lamp

Did some bunny order a new lamp? Not yet - but that's what you're about to do. Everyone needs lamps. And everyone needs an excuse to smile every day for no stupid reason. Now, obviously, the same thing isn't going…

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Monster House Slippers

Monster House Slippers

Everyone says their favorite season is fall. That's because everyone who talks about their favorite season is inherently social enough to be talking about their favorite season. If you get that question in front of everyone then you'll find that…

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Travel Shower Vine

Travel Shower Vine

We're all still pretending that any bottle of liquid larger than 2 ounces is a critical threat to the survival of all the human beings on an airplane? Shit is ridiculous. You ever watch what airport security does with the…

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Pancake Bot

Pancake Bot

This is what the future looks like. Choose any art form you want, no matter how high or low - music, sculpture, graffiti, painting, filling a squeeze bottle with pancake batter and creating amazing designs on a hot cooking surface...…

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Sword-Style Fly Swatter

Sword-Style Fly Swatter

En garde! You know, there are two kinds of people in this world. People who kill houseflies and people who have homes where you don't want to hang out. On top of there being flies all over the place, they…

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Dragon Mummy

Baby Dragon Mummy

Turns out dragons are real. Look, we're just as surprised as you are but what are you gonna do, ignore evidence when it's placed right in front of your eyes? This isn't a Photoshop job. This isn't a TV show…

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