Rubber Ducky with a Dick

It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen!

It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water – but we don’t like to bathe alone! We gots ta have our rubber ducky in there with us.

Ooh, almost forgot about the wine! We like to have a big ol’ glass of wine for the bath!

And our ducky? Our ducky has a dick, son.

Get a big-dicked rubber ducky today!

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