Travel Shower Vine
We're all still pretending that any bottle of liquid larger than 2 ounces is a critical threat to the survival of all the human beings on an airplane? Shit is ridiculous. You ever watch what airport security does with the…
GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!
The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…
Blues Brothers Ducky
There are so many versions of these rubber duckies. Like, if you've got a favorite person from music or movies or even books, you should at least look to see if there's a rubber duck version of that person. Because…
Fact Book for Bathroom
Anyone who doesn't have an immediately interesting book in their bathroom wasn't raised properly. It's true. You get a half a generation deep into the existence of smartphones and everyone forgets what it's like to take a shit without the…
OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!
Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…
Kurt Vonnegut Soap
Literary jokes are simultaneously the best and worst jokes. Books are for nerds. Everyone knows that. Therefore the puns are, you know, horrendous. Just truly awful stuff. The kind of jokes that make you feel like god might really exist…
Cloud Q-Tip Holder
Get your finger out of your ear and use a q-tip like a damned adult. Ear health is important. Looking like a grown human being who knows how to keep your body clean is also important. You wouldn't want to…
SUMMER: Beer Buddies!
Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ducky
Bath time is about to get real weird in a real fun way! As much of a psychotic murderer Dr. Frank-N-Furter was, you might think people would want to take a bath with just about any other person on the…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
DIY Bath Bomb Kit
Making your own bath bombs is the bomb deezy, boiz! These cute kits come with all the chemicals and instructions and whatnot that you need to create your own luxury spa experience at home. Think of it like a chemistry…