Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue
The hip bone’s connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display!
You know what they say, everyone’s the same on the inside. We’re all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off, if you think about it. Sure, most of us have muscles, ligaments, some fat and skin on top but does that make you any better than bare-boned skeletons or the women who love them?
No. No it does not.
Show your support for boneyard love with a statue depicting a naked young woman getting pounded from the back by a grinning skeleton! And yes, as a matter of fact, that skeleton is wearing a cape. He may be dead but that’s no excuse to forget about fashion and making a good impression via appearances!
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