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Nipple Enhancement Device

Nipple Enhancement Device

Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…

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Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

Giant Beer Glass with Boobs

Grab some ta-tas the next time you reach for a beer with this oh so sexy beer glass! Boobs and beer go together like peanut butter and jelly... like Starsky and Hutch... like Spongebob Squarepants and weed... You get the…

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Fake Hard Nipples

Fake Hard Nipples

Give yourself the appearance of having nipples dialed all the way up to ten at all times with a set of reusable silicone nipples! It's a niche product, yeah. But a certain percentage of the people reading this sentence right…

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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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Naked Grandma Phone Case

Naked Grandma Phone Case

Pink is not dead. Neither is punk and neither are grandmas. Well, some grandmas are dead. But the concept of grandmas is as alive as ever. Aliver, even! Golden Girls is so hot right now - and, honestly, grandmas these…

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Knitted Boobs Koozie

Knitted Boobs Koozie

Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…

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Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

The hip bone's connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display! You know what they say, everyone's the same on the inside. We're all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off,…

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Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…

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Penis Worship Lighter

Penis Worship Lighter

In the long tradition of greasy gold chains worn on exposed hairy chests and TIME TO FUCK wristwatches, we proudly direct your attention to this lighter in the form of a gargantuan golden cock being embraced (worshipped?) by a naked…

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Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…

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Obscene Ashtray

Obscene Ashtray

Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…

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Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Get some sexy inspiration from┬ácoloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…

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